chode

chode
1. (Chode) (24166↑, 14155↓)
A penis wider than it is long

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

2. (Chode) (17831↑, 14786↓)
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
3. (Chode) (21366↑, 18781↓)
I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."

4. (chode) (8282↑, 7421↓)
1) the skin between your balls and your asshole 2) a stupid person who does stupid things

1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night" 2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"

5. (chode) (6084↑, 5260↓)
The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck\!\!\! In french it is known as the [Taint] and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the [fleshy fun bridge]

Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode\!\!\!

6. (chode) (1925↑, 1107↓)
Please, people--chode or choad is a multipurpose word which refers primarily to: a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists). b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum). c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.

a) "Holy Shit\!\!\! The chode is real\! It exists\! I saw it with my own eyes\!--Wait...how the hell can he have meaningful sex with that???" b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job." c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper\!"

7. (chode) (975↑, 639↓)
A penis which is wider than it is long. Alternate usage: an asshole frat guy who is totally useless, much like a penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that chode with his frosted hair and his collar popped.

Author: Prince Albert XXX http://chode.urbanup.com/2003393
8. (chode) (2283↑, 2154↓)
(n.)1. Male body part located between the scrotum and the anus. (n.)2. Extremely lame guy.

1. Lick my chode. 2. That guy is such a chode.

Author: Jasmine Mestisa http://chode.urbanup.com/1378456
9. (Chode) (2137↑, 2042↓)
The piece of skin between the balls and ass.

He pissed me off so I kicked him in the chode.

10. (chode) (289↑, 179↓)
a penis that has a greater girth than length like this 8IID rather than this 8===D

DAMN\!\!\! Lester's chode looks like a stack of 4 mini pancakes\!

11. (chode) (145↑, 43↓)
when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.

My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can\! He has a chode\!

Author: andrew strong http://chode.urbanup.com/2090826
12. (chode) (444↑, 348↓)
It is when a the circumference of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body. normal penis 8====D chode penis 8=D

"i saw rogers chode and his knob was as big as the rest of his penis" "jimmy could not fuck jenny as his chode was too fat to penetrate her"

Author: t3h1337h4xx0r http://chode.urbanup.com/1980530
13. (Chode) (111↑, 30↓)
Justin Bieber

Just Bieber is a chode.

Author: FreddyFuckFace http://chode.urbanup.com/5310246
14. (chode) (196↑, 138↓)
Chode, also spelt [choad], is a variant of the word [choda] (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). [Chodna] simply means to [fuck]. The word chode however is what is known as a [neologism]. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word chode has three major definitions. 1) A short, fat [penis] that is wider than it is longer 2) The area between the [scrotum]/[vagina] and the [anus]. 3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat chode. 2) Last night your mom tongued my chode. 3) Quit being such a chode.

15. (chode) (523↑, 467↓)
a penis that is wider than it is in length
16. (Chode) (384↑, 348↓)
simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers

Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling? Jill: So long as you don't have a chode\!\!\! Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now

17. (Chode) (78↑, 55↓)
A chode is a penis that is larger in cirCUMfrence than it is in length.

I tried to have [sex] with Dominic not knowing that he had a chode, and no matter what [position] we tried he couldn't [penetrate] me...even the slightest bit.

18. (Chode) (28↑, 9↓)
(1)The skin between your balls and ass (2)The type of person who contributes to 80 pages of Chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated

I, along with 550 or so people, are a bunch of total chode(s).

19. (Chode) (55↑, 40↓)
A short, fat penis

Yuuta has an extreme chode. SHITS LIKE A TREE STUMP

20. (Chode) (191↑, 179↓)
A penis that is short and fat, like a tree stump.

My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.

21. (Chode) (24↑, 16↓)
A penis with a large girth- ie: it is fat.

Oh my word did you see that chode when that dude got out the shower?

22. (Chode) (36↑, 28↓)
Chode(noun) Pronounciation /chhoooooaaaaaddddd/ A [dick] which is wider than it is lengthly. Can also be refered to as : The Easy Button, Fat man's Dick, Little Fireman, The Growing Mushroom, and "The Fat Dick". Most people mistake this word, for "choad" which is the scrotum, beneath the testes. See [choad]

Gossiper- Hey, did you hear? Eric Cartman has a chode\! South Park watcher- Dude... Everyone ln that show has a chode... l think Terrance and Philip have rectangular chodes... Gossiper- This is totally worth posting on Perez Hilton's Blog.

Author: Proper English Slangs http://chode.urbanup.com/4071391
23. (chode) (18↑, 10↓)
Huntington Beach [douche bag]s who wear Tap Out shirts and threaten to ultimate fight anybody who bumps into them at a bar.

Fuck this place, it's full of chodes.

24. (chode) (55↑, 50↓)
a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.

guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids. guy 2. i bet he has a chode guy 1. ikr\!

Author: epinephrineaddict http://chode.urbanup.com/3709950
25. (Chode) (5↑, 1↓)
Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool Student 2: What a dick Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

Author: chocolate hotdog MKAY http://chode.urbanup.com/5834991
26. (Chode) (7↑, 3↓)
(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese. (n) The perineum. (n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook." "As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha." "Shut up\!" 2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

27. (Chode) (17↑, 13↓)
A person who believes that a gouch or taint is called a chode and fails to realize a chode is a short fat cock

Thats dude thinks a chode is a taint haha what a chode

Author: chodemaster221 http://chode.urbanup.com/5074263
28. (Chode) (13↑, 10↓)
Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)

Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

29. (Chode) (1↑, 0↓)
Fellow people, Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long" or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses. Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide. Chide means: 1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach. 2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.

1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick. 2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself. 3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.

30. (chode) (1↑, 0↓)
past tense of chide

When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.

31. (Chode) (1↑, 0↓)
chode: past tense of chide. Chide: –verb (used with object) 1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach: The principal chided the children for their thoughtless pranks. 2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding: She chided him into apologizing.

Having been referred to as a chode, the gentleman exercised diligence in researching the word. Learning of the common urban meaning, the gentleman chose, upon reflection, to take the remark as a compliment and a statement of his endowment rather than to be chided by the misuses of a known word. After all, making this choice defines the difference between a "man" and a "gentleman".

32. (chode) (1↑, 0↓)
describes a short fat person. A chode is somebody with the mass of a tall person, squeezed into a short person. also known as the reverse play-do effect that is displayed when u role out a fat peice of play do into a long skinny peice

that short fat guy hasnt grown since grade 8, fuck he is a fat chode cunt

33. (chode) (5↑, 4↓)
The area between your balls and your anus. Also known as [taint]. Not to be confused with [choad], which is a penis wider than it is long.

So last night, my girl and I were having sex, and she started rubbing my chode. I came instantly.

34. (chode) (0↑, 0↓)
1. past tense of the word "chide" 2. a short, fat penis 3. any fan of the Baltimore Ravens

She chode him for his tiny fat chode as he pissed and moaned and blamed the Steelers for everything wrong with the universe.

Author: Prof. Cameltoe Von Cockslap http://chode.urbanup.com/6389879
35. (Chode) (0↑, 0↓)
"He is worse than a beta male, he's the guy who calls you out in front of a girl for your alpha/un politically correct behavior so he can look better than you. He's afraid to be a man so he acts like a self righteous little bitch every chance he gets, especially around women so he can feel good about himself and others may validate how proper and righteous he really is as he thinks this will win the affection of the ladies and admiration of his chosen peers"

"Dude, stop being such a fkn chode and sack tha fuck up, she likes it when I tease her about wanting my cock, ffs

36. (Chode) (0↑, 0↓)
A big, fat joint. Also known as a Chodestick.

"Bro. I got a bag of Chode so stanky it sings"

Author: Krusty_the_Klown http://chode.urbanup.com/6319941
37. (chode) (0↑, 0↓)
1) Technical definition: A chode is not the area between a man's nutsack and asshole. It is the soft pink walls of the inner-ass-crack, just outside the asshole itself. 2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a [douchebag] but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool". Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode. Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're [cool] or [down]\!

Chode Manager: "Hey guys, thanks for working Sunday... so how was your weekend?" Workers: "great. How was yours?" Chode Manager: It was awesome\! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh\! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on) Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE\!\!\!

38. (Chode) (0↑, 0↓)
Chode is when a man has a small but Fat Penis

You Have a Chode\!

Author: jduffyuwtfr7wfgy7w http://chode.urbanup.com/5876000
39. (Chode) (4↑, 4↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long; someone fatter than they are tall

His chode was to small for the condem

40. (Chode) (5↑, 5↓)
1. A penis which is thicker than it is long 2, The area between your ball sack and your anus

1. LoL you got a chode 2.My chode is itchy

41. (chode) (12↑, 12↓)
A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length. It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.

My boyfriend's chode looks like a can of skoal.

42. (Chode) (20↑, 20↓)
A dick that is fucking wider than it is fucking long and looks like my stupid-ass mother-fucking teachers face. It looks like a giant dick watermelon. No offense if you have one\!\!\!\!

I looked at my teachers face and was like, "What the fuck you have a chode?\!"

Author: Haters of Ms.PP http://chode.urbanup.com/4481517
43. (Chode) (20↑, 20↓)
A very short and very fat penis.

Deno has a chode\!\!

44. (chode) (0↑, 1↓)
A short-form used commonly in place of its root word "choda" to describe the area between a male's anus and scrotum.

The female escort spend a considerable amount of time licking the man's chode and balls before progressing to his penis. [choda], [grundle], [perineum]

45. (Chode) (5↑, 6↓)
An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

46. (Chode) (6↑, 7↓)
The fat that you scrape out of the grease trap of a George Foreman Grill or other pan that catches the cooling grease from cooking meat.

Did you clean the chode out of the pan?

47. (Chode) (10↑, 11↓)
1) A short and fat penis. 2) A funny name to call people. 3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.

-Look at that chode\! -HAHA it's so short and fat\! \chode\chode\chode\chode -Hey what's up? -Nothing much...you chode. \chode\chode\chode\chode -Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode. -Ew

48. (Chode) (14↑, 15↓)
A penis longer then it is wide.

Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??" Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"

Author: mynamesbrandonagain http://chode.urbanup.com/4237838
49. (chode) (9↑, 10↓)
A substitute for basically any insult you can think of. Can be substituted for jerk, ass, loser, etc...

"Wow, that kid is such a chode."

Author: captain avalon http://chode.urbanup.com/3958105
50. (Chode) (10↑, 11↓)
A penis thats fatter than it is long.

Hey is that a pork pie attatched to that mans crotch? Oh, no its just a chode.

51. (Chode) (24↑, 25↓)
A male between 16-30 acting like he is God's gift to everything.

The frat boys are nothing but a bunch of chodes.

52. (chode) (4↑, 5↓)
A douchebag, most commonly referring to a frat guy. A person who drives around in his jeep with giant tires and KC lights on the top. You find many of these people in South Padre Island, TX and Panama City Beach, FL during Spring Break. Generally flanked by a chodette (female version, usually a stripper that drives a convertible Mitsubishi Spider) or his real counter-part, a sorostitute.

The Sig Eps are such chodes\!\!

53. (Chode) (0↑, 2↓)
a Chode would be more easily defined as Beto (:

Ummmm.... Nawwww (: Chode\! (:

Author: senterdebero01 http://chode.urbanup.com/6161905
54. (chode) (2↑, 4↓)
When the width of a [penis] exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a [woman] sexually or aesthetically. Some people famous for having chodes: [Justin Bieber], [Arnold Schwarzenegger], [Oprah], [Kanye West], [Adam Sandler], [Miley Cyrus], [Dick] "Chodey" Cheney, [Fred], [Ray William Johnson] who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...

hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??" boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..." hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..." *awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*

Author: AndrogenAngel http://chode.urbanup.com/5917410
55. (chode) (0↑, 2↓)
sweet music

he play chode for a living

Author: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv123 http://chode.urbanup.com/5835188
56. (Chode) (12↑, 14↓)
what jamel drayton is packing. A small stumoy penis, usually girth surpassing the length, causing sort of a stool look, or a tree stump rather than a nice heaping serving of sausage.

omg, did u see when jamel's pants dropped? o i couldn't believe it. He has a chode. It looked like the emergency button to launch the nukes that will blow up the earth.

57. (chode) (2↑, 4↓)
Term used in reference to a piece or pieces of fecal matter that become stuck to a cat or dog's fur, particularly the fur surrounding the animal's anus.This is especially common in old or obese subjects.

The misses and I are constantly arguing over who's turn it is to chase down fluffy in order to remove her chode.

58. (Chode) (17↑, 19↓)
Noun Can be spelled "chode" or "choad". Either is acceptable and they mean the same thing. Chode- A penis that is wider than it is long OR just a short, fat penis.

"Man, did you see that guy in that porno? His chode was so fat I didn't think the girl would have been able to fit it in her mouth\!" "DSL, my brother, DSL."

Author: Chode_Dweller http://chode.urbanup.com/3727708
59. (chode) (8↑, 10↓)
a penis that is unusually wide and short

carl could not fit the condom due to his chode

Author: romizzleissokewl http://chode.urbanup.com/3552281
60. (chode) (9↑, 11↓)
A penis that is as wide as it is long.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob, but that was impossible because I had a chode.

Author: The pimp of destiny\!\!\! http://chode.urbanup.com/3509102
61. (Chode) (7↑, 9↓)
Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

62. (Chode) (3↑, 5↓)
when your cock is like.... wider \<-----\> than it is long, therefore you have a chode

\#1) Dude\!\!\!\! that guy has a fucken chode\!\! \#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode... \#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode\!\!\!

Author: Not Conner Runyon http://chode.urbanup.com/3330563
63. (Chode) (3↑, 5↓)
A word used to define a penis wider than it is long.

My ex boyfriend Josh from Hull, had a chode.

Author: dr4g0nsl4y3r666 http://chode.urbanup.com/3326804
64. (chode) (8↑, 10↓)
a fat, short ,stubby penis

she said he has a chode in them jeans

65. (chode) (5↑, 7↓)
The Chode is infact a penis with greater girth, than length. The misconception that it it the patch of skin between balls and anus is a common mistake. That is infact, the Chodus. Easy to mistake.

My girlfriend was licking my Chodus while performing a hand job on my Chode.

66. (Chode) (11↑, 13↓)
actually spelled Choad. Synonym for ‘penis’ used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘fuck’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.

Look at that dude's chode\!

Author: ChuggasaurusRex http://chode.urbanup.com/1551755
67. (chode) (15↑, 17↓)
From Wikipedia.com Chode is a synonym of perineum: The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females). Chode (not to be confused with "choad" meaning a penis that has a width bigger than length)(wikipedia) Go to wikipedia for more synonyms like gooch and taint(from a contraction of "it ain't", as in "'Tain't penis, and 'tain't ass")

She just loves licking my chode on the way from my ass to my nuts.

68. (chode) (2↑, 4↓)
Caricature by the late cartoonist Rodney L. Rotham; Characterized as being a rotund woman of diminiutive stature who's most notable feature is that her width exceeds her height.

For a picture look in book, "A World Below: A Compendium of Everything I never Saw."

69. (chode) (4↑, 6↓)
a character in pop sci fi series 'Tripping the Rift'

HEY chode your purple a fuckhead

70. (chode) (2↑, 4↓)
70's slang describing a nerd action by a friend.

Hey dewd, Where ya headed? I'm goin' down to the "blah blah" club. Kewl\! I'm headed that way too, howsabouta lift? Ah, man, I gotta run down to "blah blah first, and it's way outta my way. Dewd, whatta chode\!

71. (chode) (3↑, 5↓)
1.one is said to have a chode if their fat roll hangs over their penis so it not visible to them.It's really more of a medical condition. 2. derogatory name given to people displaying less than average intellect

1. My friend Kyle pee'd on himself because his chode obstructed his view. 2.My friend Kyle is a chode due to the fact that he displays "chode like" behavior.

Author: closet intellectual http://chode.urbanup.com/1064455
72. (Chode) (0↑, 3↓)
Someone who is douchy

"Wow, Norman from SH is such a chode\!"

Author: Notchodemaster http://chode.urbanup.com/6013943
73. (Chode) (0↑, 3↓)
A relatively wide penis that resembles a football

Dude1:did you know johny has a chode Dude2:no way Dude1:yea that thing is bigger in with than it is in length

74. (Chode) (0↑, 3↓)
among the definitions of other people mention it as an insult but no one describes what is insulting about it. A person who is a chode is a person other people don't want to be around. Said chode may be socially awkward, abrasive, irritating, or just plain creepy. When labeled a chode in a social circle is to be made osterisized by that group.

Oh my gosh that creepy dude was hitting on me at the bar. He is such a chode. He won't leave me alone.

Author: An AFC and a Chode http://chode.urbanup.com/5916609
75. (Chode) (1↑, 4↓)
A sandwich, that looks like a penis. That is often given out of love.

Person A. "Dood whats wrong with that sammich?" Person B. " Its a total chode, person C. gave it to me" Person A. "D'aw that must be love."

Author: Khan Gurotesku http://chode.urbanup.com/5677579
76. (Chode) (1↑, 4↓)
1.The friend that nobody really likes but you keep him there to call him mean names. 2.A stubby penis

1. Man Montana, why are you such a chode. Montana:Why do you guys so mean? guy 1:good question..... 2."That dudes packin a chode"

Author: JohnnyHopkinsBakeSale http://chode.urbanup.com/5470784
77. (Chode) (4↑, 7↓)
A deformed Penis

Joe is a Chode

78. (chode) (5↑, 8↓)
A chode is a person or persons who are hypersensitive about others definitions on Urbandictionary.

Good God, Zaq is such a chode\!

79. (Chode) (0↑, 3↓)
A chode is a lad with a small fat penis

In school- Rachel: danielle i have i total mahussive dick BTW Danielle: yeahh, lucky you i have a chode ... JKZZZ naahh i also have a mahussive dick Sarah: I Have a Chode ;D

Author: Dannzz Baillie http://chode.urbanup.com/5070420
80. (Chode) (7↑, 10↓)
1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that [bros before hoes]. 2. Someone who is regularly [choding off] 2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave? Tom: Off with his girlfrien. Jamie: Dave's such a chode. Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again? Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

81. (Chode) (13↑, 16↓)
Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.

Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.

82. (chode) (11↑, 14↓)
a dick that is thicker than it's length

Don't blame the cold water for that chode.

Author: ronstermonster http://chode.urbanup.com/4541154
83. (Chode) (10↑, 13↓)
1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist. 2. Guy who has no game with women. 3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac

1. John has a chode. 2. John is a chode. 3. John got kicked in the chode.

Author: metalhead1967 http://chode.urbanup.com/4434884
84. (chode) (9↑, 12↓)
a chode is a very wide but short penis.

"did you hear about tori the chode?"

85. (Chode) (3↑, 6↓)
A small and fat penis.

Joe's brother mike couldn't please a woman, because of his chode.

86. (Chode) (2↑, 5↓)
a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

Author: G-g-g-g rizzle http://chode.urbanup.com/4033844
87. (Chode) (5↑, 8↓)
n Scottish A type of person, Scottish, cantankerous, bad with people, tight with money, possessing a penis wider than it is long

Aye man, that lad over there seemed like a right chode

88. (Chode) (3↑, 6↓)
A [dick] that is thicker and shorter than a beautiful, normal penis.

Omg Ew, he wuz old and fat and pimply with a red, little chode\!

89. (chode) (8↑, 11↓)
when a dude is hung like a tuna can

dude i have a chode

90. (Chode) (5↑, 8↓)
A short but fat wiener

Dude, why did you whip your CHODE out?

91. (chode) (17↑, 20↓)
penis has more width then length

Yianni is a chode who has a crush on Tyler\!

92. (chode) (10↑, 13↓)
a penis wider then it is long. it is not the spot betweeen your dick and asshole. that is a gooch. a chode is a fat dick

wow thats one smooth chode

93. (Chode) (4↑, 7↓)
Penis. Twice the Girth, Half the Length

Suckle on my chode bitch

94. (chode) (4↑, 7↓)
A male reproductive organ that is thicker or wider than it is long.

"He has a fat chode," the newscaster said.

Author: EveryoneHasTheNameDAN\! http://chode.urbanup.com/1509370
95. (Chode) (2↑, 5↓)
Anything that can't be described by another term.

Dude, look at all that chode over there next to the garbage can...

Author: A friend of PumpMasterFlash http://chode.urbanup.com/1448661
96. (chode) (2↑, 5↓)
a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

Author: christonacrutch http://chode.urbanup.com/871701
97. (chode) (2↑, 5↓)
a derogatory term for someone who is unusually short, stocky and/or fat

Look at that chode\! Is he an extra from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He could crawl up my ass and I'd never notice\!

Author: StupidDummySlut http://chode.urbanup.com/639439
98. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
a small creepy gremlin a small dick small penis

nick is a chode

Author: snuggly rapist http://chode.urbanup.com/5655393
99. (chode) (4↑, 8↓)
A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat

Greg Barron Is A Chode

100. (Chode) (4↑, 8↓)
John Francis Walsh

john has a chode, no joke

101. (chode) (1↑, 5↓)
a latino or latina that are short, fat, and start unnecessary fights

Don't pay attention to those ghetto bitches... fuckin chodes\!

102. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
adj. : anyone who attends the College of William and Mary

I looked over, and saw this idiot [chode] walking down the street.

103. (Chode) (0↑, 4↓)
A Penis wider than it is long. Anyone who acts like a moron or is simply retarded.

A girl named Borah is a chode.

Author: Schlongalaong http://chode.urbanup.com/5293566
104. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
someone who fucks a dog

Taija-Rae Kammermayer is a chode.

105. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
A chode is when a dudes member is thicker than it is long.

So did you fuck that guy last night? Na he couldn't get it in, the guys hung like agent chodey banks. Ahhh right.. a devinchi chode.

Author: The Professor Of Life http://chode.urbanup.com/5210403
106. (chode) (0↑, 4↓)
When a penis is wider than it is long

As soon as i pulled down Dillon's pants, all i could see was his juciy chode.

Author: Greenmachine69 http://chode.urbanup.com/5171635
107. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.

Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump\!

108. (Chode) (5↑, 9↓)
1)The area between your scrotum and rectum 2)A penis that grow sideways instead of the normal way 3)A dumbass who speaks mix language to an English.

1)My chode is itchy. 2)Khala's chode can't even fit a fucking Sardine Can. 3)Khala:Това 'n hoar? English:What the fuck are you saying?

109. (Chode) (2↑, 6↓)
a small chubby weiner.

You: Shut up, your such a chode. You: Ew\! He showed you his dick? Other person: Yeah, he had a chode.

110. (Chode) (2↑, 6↓)
A dick that has more girth than length.

Girl1: Girth is the best :D Girl2: CHODE LOVER\! Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)

Author: \chode Nate \chode http://chode.urbanup.com/4941404
111. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long. Also a nickname for anyone named Chloe, Cody, Coby, etc. It turns into Chodey.

"Hey look that person looks like a chode\!" "Hey Chodey how's it going?"

112. (Chode) (3↑, 7↓)
A penis that is equal in length and width

Dale Glenn has a chode

113. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
a chode is someone who is very impatient and stingy.. especially regarding anything concerning alcohol and/or drugs. hobies include (but are not limited to): spending the night in detox, getting arrested at house parties in boulder, getting arrested at shows for trying to sneak in having already bought a ticket, always bumming cigarettes off people, constantly getting locked out of her room and consequently having to sleep outside, passing out on main streets in boulder, trying to save up for a 420 fund but is forced to spend all the earned money to pay for m.i.p.'s and detox bills, hooking up with guys who may be missing some teeth....

"aaaaah valerie you're such a chode it's unreal\!

114. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
(ch-ode) N. A measurement of weight equivalent to a 100 pounds (lbs). Not to be confused with [Chodé], the metric version. Chodes, plural

My friend went to weight in at wrestling he weighted 2.1 chodes, surprisingly he was .01 of a chode over.

Author: paradoxical child http://chode.urbanup.com/4682605
115. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
a person who is short and fat like kody so we call him chody

hey chody you look like a chode(:\!\!

116. (chode) (3↑, 7↓)
chode- the penile :D that's sooo small and fat that it's not even juicy lol :P add me on myspace stefan(dj dripz)

ahhhh dude wtf iz that? ohhh ya it's my chode :D

117. (Chode) (6↑, 10↓)
Chode (N), Choding (Verb) -When one experiences the euphoric effects of smoking way too much marijuana. The "Chode," is a title that can one earned by completely zoning out and having no f***ing whats going on. Symptoms of becoming a Chode are, the giggles. the munchies. and the faceless blank stare. If one displays these characteristics often, they may be deemed a "Chode Master". How to Chode like a G: Recline car seat, bump some luciano pavoratti or "Con Te Partiro" by Andrea Bocelli. Whatever floats your boat...

Look at Sherman, he's completely Choded out. Dude, I feel like Choding. Jarvis is the ultimate Chodemaster.

Author: chop stik dik http://chode.urbanup.com/4470550
118. (Chode) (6↑, 10↓)
penis that is hard to wank

matthew cull has one of these, genuine chode dick

Author: whora masters http://chode.urbanup.com/4220093
119. (Chode) (3↑, 7↓)
A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.

"That guy is such a chode." "Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me." "These chode jeans keep falling down."

120. (chode) (0↑, 4↓)
a person, or penis, that is wider than it is tall

Andrew is a sweaty chode.

Author: bambi bambifett http://chode.urbanup.com/4050465
121. (chode) (1↑, 5↓)
a short fat person that is very clumbsy. 2). Samuel Deighs

Sam is such a dang chode.

122. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
Chode:a penis that is shorter than it is wide

My boyfriend wants me too suck his chode

Author: Enegizer bunny http://chode.urbanup.com/3965017
123. (Chode) (7↑, 11↓)
I very small penis that no girl would want in her

Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes

Author: Tiffany Hodge http://chode.urbanup.com/3945885
124. (Chode) (0↑, 4↓)
A slang term for a mans ejaculate.

I blew my chode load in your moms eye.

125. (Chode) (0↑, 4↓)
The space between your balls and your asshole.

"Klein is a Chode licker\!"

Author: You know me, lol, FUCK YOU\! http://chode.urbanup.com/3892754
126. (Chode) (14↑, 18↓)
A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt.

Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls. Don't be a chode, be a champ. Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.

127. (Chode) (5↑, 9↓)
It's a dick that is short and fat and looks like a stump

e.g Friend:I fucked george last night Other friend: Omg really what was it like Friend: He had a fucking chode\!\!\!\! Other friend: Hahahaha shame\!\!\! :D

Author: Bob marley :D http://chode.urbanup.com/3857297
128. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
the black, burnt up resin at the bottom of your bowl when you finish smoking reefer and don't clean your piece

Dude, let's smoke a bowl. I don't have any, but we can smoke the chode. Okay\!

129. (Chode) (0↑, 4↓)
Means fuck. means to go [fuck] your self many bandos use this word because they are scared of the teacher.

You mother chode\!

130. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
Any person who introduces themselves as "Hi, I'm \<name\> the 4th level Cleric." Or uses any reference to nerdy titles, as such. Or one who gets all of his information from AM talk-radio.

Larry's such a Chode. I can't believe he actually introduced himself as 'Larry the 4th Class Cleric\!'

131. (Chode) (6↑, 10↓)
A person who introduces themselves as "\<name\> the 4th level Cleric" (or any lame-ass nerd title) to anyone in modern society.

Hi I'm Larry the 4th Level Cleric - aka Chode.

132. (Chode) (9↑, 13↓)
A chode is either: 1)A small fat person 2)A dick wider than t is long 3)The area between ur genitals and arse

1)shes a ryt chode 2)He told me 2 suk his chode 3)Ur mum lickd my chode

133. (Chode) (15↑, 19↓)
cockpit - The skin between your [balls] and your [asshole]

You have a smelly chode/cockpit

134. (Chode) (5↑, 9↓)
There are three types of chodes: 1) A penis that is wider than it is long, yet still extremely small 2) The area between the anal sphincter and the testes 3) A penis that is equal to orgreater than 10 inches when folded in half To reduce confusion, it is best to specify which chode you are talking about during the conversation.

Girl 1: I would have hit that, but he whipped out his chode 1 and I wasn't havin' it\! ------------------------------------------- Girl 2: Do you want to suck on my chode 2? ------------------------------------------- Girl 3: Holy shit\! That guy had a chode 3. I'm still sore from last night.

135. (Chode) (2↑, 6↓)
A member of a group that is defined by an oxymoron.

Marc: John McCain and Sarah Palin are a team of mavericks\! Mike: A "team of mavericks?" That doesn't make any sense. They're a bunch of chodes.

136. (Chode) (6↑, 10↓)
The space between a man's balls and anus, ie, "mangina".

Kelly had his chode surgically changed into a vagina, while retaining his balls and penis, therefore becoming an artificial hermaphrodite.

Author: Dick Spearman http://chode.urbanup.com/3391099
137. (Chode) (9↑, 13↓)
A male who is anywhere from socially awkward to being so far gone they can't even admit they are socially awkward.

Man did you see that chode talking to that girl? Someone should have helped her make an exit\!

138. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
A guy that plays the guitar and has really big side burns. He also spends Saturdays playing guitar hero and bathing in chocolate.

That guy Seamus is such a chode, but those girls he plays guitar hero with are really hot.

139. (chode) (1↑, 5↓)
a walrus or whale that is wider than is longer.

tom eley: your a chode ben smith: i know, boing\!

140. (Chode) (3↑, 7↓)
Alex 'the chode' aka 'potential baller'

Alex is a chode. He doesn't use his penis

Author: caleb.notchode http://chode.urbanup.com/3107426
141. (chode) (8↑, 12↓)
a chode is when a guys dick has a larger width than the actual length of the dick\!

While the girl was giving her man a blowjob her mouth could not fit around the penis because the guy hass a chode\!

142. (chode) (8↑, 12↓)
A penis that is much wider than it is long.

Mike Mercier has chode.

143. (chode) (9↑, 13↓)
1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble. 2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick. 3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.

Johnny: "What a horny fatass\! Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."

Author: Johnny Simmons http://chode.urbanup.com/3079402
144. (Chode) (7↑, 11↓)
Short, fat penis or kid

Dave Gill is such a chode. I heard he has one too\!

145. (chode) (3↑, 7↓)
1. A small fat penis 2. a douche-bag person 3. a word added to the end of the sentence..just because.

1. Wow, i like how this guy has a chode. 2. Dude, this guy is a chode. 3. Ahh, ahh, ahh, I like how, wow,....chode.

Author: Johnny poo-poo pants http://chode.urbanup.com/3024955
146. (chode) (5↑, 9↓)
An extremely wide and relativly short penis. jordan is kool

stephen called us bastards when we commented on his chode, he then ordered us a pizza.

Author: pappa shaft and beefdaddy http://chode.urbanup.com/2979516
147. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
this means that someone has the same length dick as it is wide.

"u couldent shag no one with that chode.

148. (chode) (1↑, 5↓)
The pouch of skin containing the testicles; scrotum

Ow\! I ripped my chode\! That guy's chin looks like a chode.

149. (Chode) (0↑, 4↓)
A random body part, can mean any part of the body whatsoever.

Want to play with my chode?

150. (Chode) (29↑, 33↓)
1) a penis more girthsome than it is lengthy.

The Chode was here\! you are a chode why such a chode?

151. (Chode) (15↑, 19↓)
A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat) Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.

Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode." Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."

Author: SynchronisedFucktards http://chode.urbanup.com/2369172
152. (Chode) (24↑, 28↓)
A chode is a fat penis, it is wider than it is long and is hard to masterbate with because its sooo fat.

Magnus Jared Baer has a chode, it is wider than it is long and he cant masterbate with it.

153. (chode) (1↑, 5↓)
a person whering an arnge shirt

jacob has an arnge shirt on, he must have a chode

Author: katz of the krutz http://chode.urbanup.com/2307313
154. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
scott macdonald from adaminaby has ONE

scott has A CHODE he lives at ADAMINABY

Author: scott6487575875 http://chode.urbanup.com/2078434
155. (chode) (23↑, 27↓)
A fat persons dick that is wider than it is long\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

"you hairy chode licker"

156. (chode) (1↑, 5↓)
The NASTY GRIME(sweat and shite) in between a males bunghole and scrotum .Can appear to look like butt-cheese and smell like it also.

"Dude?"Whats wrong with that cheese dip ?It looks an smells like chode\!

157. (Chode) (0↑, 4↓)
- A [follower] or [slave] - One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets nothing in return.

- "That's kinda risky. I'll get my chode to do it." - "That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."

Author: Princess Chodestool http://chode.urbanup.com/1752093
158. (Chode) (0↑, 4↓)
The Piece of skin cut off during circumcisan. (noun)

chode smoker\!\!\! eat my chode

Author: Philip Ruesch http://chode.urbanup.com/1638090
159. (Chode) (14↑, 18↓)
1. A penis wider than it is long 2. The are between the scrotum and the anus

Rachel wanted to give Dunbar a handjob but could not because he had a chode Jeanette licked Stu's chode

Author: Andrew Dunbar http://chode.urbanup.com/1582267
160. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
1)a penis wider than it is long. 2)some one that is gay

1)tim (betts) has a chode 2) tim is such a chode

161. (Chode) (0↑, 4↓)
1. A person who is not generally cool. 2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains. 3. Jizz, semen. 4. Pot, weed.

I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.

Author: Spencer P. Watson http://chode.urbanup.com/1450633
162. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
We know what it is but what better way to disrespect a woman that represents the word kinda like sayin "skeizer" or "Chicken head" or a "hoe". A Chode is a girl that does what she wants drunk then forgets and tells lies about it the next day...week so forth and so on...as you see...I have experience with the chodish women....

"hey jabigga what time you drop that chode off?"

163. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
A person who's neck is the same circumference as thier waist. Not implying overweight, just WIDE. Origin of word use: Long Island circa 1974

"Hey John look at the guy over there. Man\! he is a damn chode if I have ever seen one."

164. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
The area of skin between a man's penis and his anus.

I think your chode is nice.

165. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
Little crusty bits that accumulate in the crack between ass and sac.

Will's mum likes to nibble on my chode.

166. (chode) (5↑, 9↓)
Chunks of feces left in the toilet bowl after a flush.

I flushed, but some chodes were left behind.

167. (Chode) (46↑, 50↓)
A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

168. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
Some think it means a penis that is wider than it is longer. But what it really means is a man who isn't short enought to be a midget but is still short but very wide.

The Muffin Man of Woodhaven

Author: Schanga Banga http://chode.urbanup.com/1087263
169. (chode) (16↑, 20↓)
Captain and lead character of Sci-Fi's cg show "Tripping the Rift"

Captain Chode is purple with green spots.

170. (chode) (9↑, 13↓)
See [choad].

"If that little chode doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured\!"

171. (chode) (0↑, 4↓)
a ugly guy wit a hott gurl, or an ugly gurl wit a good lookin guy

j-lo and ben affleck

172. (CHODE) (1↑, 5↓)
Chick Toad

you suck chode....or your such a chode that i'd like to skull fuck your face.

173. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
for clearer definition see 'crotch monkey'

suxk tits mo' fo'

174. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

Author: Carl Jenkins http://chode.urbanup.com/168200
175. (chode) (1↑, 5↓)
chode is an all around insult non of this penis crap... and the area between the scrotum and anus is the grundle you arses

dude, you are such a chode.

Author: damnyoufolksaredum http://chode.urbanup.com/82848
176. (chode) (2↑, 6↓)
ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

177. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
The verb form of "choding." Witch is when a guy who has a chode is masturbating.

He had to chode(verb) because his chode(noun) needed pleasure.

178. (Chode) (1↑, 5↓)
Packing a load of meat in your pants

She likes to puff chode.

179. (Chode) (2↑, 6↓)
A piece of excriment or waste.

My dog dropped a chode.

Author: Word to your motha http://chode.urbanup.com/18662
180. (chode) (1↑, 6↓)
tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

181. (chode) (1↑, 6↓)
tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

182. (Chode) (4↑, 9↓)
Caucasian Heroes Offering Dollars Everywhere

I represent a charity called Caucasian Heroes Offering Dollars Everywhere (CHODE). - Lacey's mother The Cleveland Show

Author: Philemon Teats http://chode.urbanup.com/4728813
183. (Chode) (0↑, 5↓)
1. Well my friend said a chode is a [dick] but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men [scissoring] for whatever reason they would do such a thing. 2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.

1. Bro1:WHOA BRO\! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too\! Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO\! 2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO\!

Author: Good Knowledge http://chode.urbanup.com/4358667
184. (Chode) (0↑, 5↓)
A Chode is a guy who says yes when he wants to say no, or doesn't know what he wants. In Spanish, Pringao. Source: www.chodely.com

Chode went to the store.

185. (chode) (0↑, 5↓)
a short stubby penis

Wow you have a stubby chode.

186. (Chode) (3↑, 8↓)
Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short

Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?

Author: Chodeinthemouth http://chode.urbanup.com/3860038
187. (chode) (2↑, 7↓)
a penis the same length as it is wide.

Poor Betty had to see Gerry's chode, the other night. That girl is scarred for life.

188. (CHODE) (2↑, 7↓)
A chode is a man's penis that is NASTY\!\! Chodes are fatter than they are long. Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting\! Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man. uncircumsized chodes are the WORST\!

dude: "Omg i heard Andrew B had an UNCIRCUMSIZED CHODE\!\!\!\!" girl: "Yea he totally does\! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows\!\!" dude: "ew thats sick\!"

Author: Andrew_B_is_short_and_stubby http://chode.urbanup.com/3031483
189. (chode) (8↑, 13↓)
a penis that is wider than it is long

"yo my boyfriend nick has a chode i saw it last night when we tried to fuck\!"

Author: peanut and trixie http://chode.urbanup.com/2889248
190. (chode) (16↑, 21↓)
A stubby dick that has a greater width than length, most commonly found in a 2x6, 1x4, or .3x1.26579 shape, although there are rare exceptions.

dude1: holy shit shit dude\! I gotta tell you somethin. dude2: what is it man dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.

Author: Zeppelinrok75 http://chode.urbanup.com/2404203
191. (chode) (0↑, 5↓)
the head of a man's penis

I want chode. I love chode. I have a huge chode to compliment my giant penis.

192. (Chode) (263↑, 268↓)
It is the area between your scrotum and your [arsehole].

"Ewww that burger tastes like MC Hammer's chode on a hot day\!"

193. (chode) (72↑, 77↓)
past participle of the verb 'to chide'. Archaic.

Then bold Odysseus chode the Achaians.

194. (chode) (0↑, 6↓)
a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

195. (Chode) (7↑, 13↓)
A shorty fatty

John McCain is a total McChode.

196. (Chode) (3↑, 9↓)
The opposite of a pencil dick.

Person 1 -Dude you're gay\!\! Person 2 -Shut up you have a chode muffin\! Person 1 -WTF?

197. (Chode) (6↑, 12↓)
A person that corrects people on the definition of the word Chode. Also known in Europe as a Bell End or Zaq for short.

I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

198. (chode) (3↑, 9↓)
- a funny name to call your friends. - another name for Chris Thompson.

- "wow...you are such a chode." - "Hey Chode. How are you today?"

Author: Danielle Kimberly http://chode.urbanup.com/2898011
199. (chode) (4↑, 10↓)
Can be a short / wide penis or a person whos height is unproportional their width. (stocky). this is not neccessarily a bad physical trait unless the width comes from being out of shape/ over-weight.

1.) I heard that kid has a chode. 2.) Look at that fat fucking chode wobbling down the hall, trying to get to his locker.

Author: Chodey McChodels http://chode.urbanup.com/2855535
200. (Chode) (1↑, 7↓)
Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.

Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.

201. (chode) (5↑, 11↓)
Link223 from KoG, a penis wider than its length.

Hi, I am link223, I am a chode\!\!\!

Author: A user from a board. Lolz http://chode.urbanup.com/2842746
202. (chode) (3↑, 9↓)
A penis that is short and wide. It is wide r than it is long

www.bitz.net/\chodelatazyo/Pics/chode.JPG theres a chode

203. (chode) (2↑, 8↓)
It means a short and fat penis but it could be used to call a friend in a manner not demeaning them.

"Hey chode come here\!" "Whats up chode"

Author: Mandingo Harrison http://chode.urbanup.com/2590912
204. (chode) (7↑, 13↓)
A nob thats wider than it is long probably hard to grip. An insult

1 his chode is really hard to wank 2 shut up u fucking chode 3 people who actually use chode as an insult

205. (chode) (0↑, 6↓)
a clan of sweet kids that are technically brothers that are the sweetest people ever from the lakeshore area

wow those kids in the chode clan are sweet

206. (chode) (0↑, 6↓)
All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong. The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.

As in: "Oh, my gawd\! He had a GIANT load of chode\!" Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose." And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."

207. (Chode) (47↑, 53↓)
Relatively used in different meanings, one main meaning is a penis as long as it is wide. Meaning a person with a chode has a fat, small penis.

"See that guy over there?" "Yeah." "I heard he started in a gay porno called 'The 69 lbs. of Chode'.

208. (chode) (10↑, 16↓)
A [penis] that is wider than long.

Katie finally found Tom's chode.

209. (Chode) (24↑, 30↓)
A Chode is not the [gooch]. We do not need multiple words for the [gooch], because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a [gooch], and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).

Look at that midget-- What a Chode\!\! Haha, your mom is a chode\! A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a [needledick], yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.

Author: Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode http://chode.urbanup.com/1717047
210. (chode) (16↑, 22↓)
its really not what you think it is. It all depends on the context of the word. YOU see. A chode is someone that is wider than they are tall. like a knome. the alternate deffinition of course the one you perverted people are looking to hear. Yes a short wobbly penis that is wider than it is long. that is usually laughed at be either A)your girlfriend or B)your girlfriends mom C)your girlfriends friends o ya and if this is you. sorry buddy.

dude did you see that chode walk accross the street. wow i can't believe he wanted me to play with that chode like penis of his it was so small and wide.

Author: ishamel ali baba http://chode.urbanup.com/1688689
211. (Chode) (41↑, 47↓)
A nickname for Toad in Mario Kart.

Chode: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Mario: Letsago\!

212. (Chode) (42↑, 48↓)
A short, stumpy penis, AKA tuna can, AKA Cheese wheel. Not to be confuse with Choda (Area between ass and ass) ,which is pronounced "Choh-dah" instead of "Choh-dh"

My chode looks like a pie graph

213. (chode) (14↑, 20↓)
1. The Penis. 2. Slang for the guche (gooch) or area inbetween the scrotum and anus. 3. Slang for a short, thick penis that has a larger girth than length. 4. Slang term for an ignorant obnoxious person.

There are so many different possibilities for an example based on the variety of definitions that you will just have to come up with your own\!

214. (chode) (11↑, 17↓)
The skin between your nuts and your butt

I just shaved my chode, its silky smooth. I love when she licks my chode.

215. (Chode) (11↑, 17↓)
A penis that is wider than it's long.
216. (chode) (105↑, 111↓)
It is NOT the area between the balls and anus. That my friends is the "[guch]" A "chode" is a penis wider than it is long. Also a kick-ass insult.

"Although he can't satisfy women with his chode he does recieve amazing blowjobs"

217. (chode) (17↑, 23↓)
A Penis that looks like a water bottle cap.

Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany\!"

218. (Chode) (24↑, 30↓)
When a penis is wide then it is long

6 inches wide 5 inches long

219. (Chode) (5↑, 11↓)
a dick wider than it is lon or person that is an asshole

Hunters boyfriend says his chode makes him hard to fuck. -or- hunter is such a chode

220. (Chode) (9↑, 15↓)
a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

221. (Chode) (7↑, 13↓)
a person with a little penis

edgard has a tiny chode

222. (Chode) (1↑, 8↓)
A chode has nothing to do with a penis or a rectum. A chode is a special ice cream treat being developed by a german company.

I would like a chode for dessert.

Author: Chode tasty treat http://chode.urbanup.com/3197090
223. (chode) (3↑, 10↓)
Skinny-ass, top heavy douchebag at the gym with a gallon water jug, armband tattoo, armband iPod, under armour, and only does the bench press and bicep curls, which they cheat by swaying. Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.

1. King Rambo: Alright, that's another set of deadlifts for me before I go on to my squats. Put another hundred on the bar. *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS\!* King Rambo: What the fuck? *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS\! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS\! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS\!* innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here? King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore. 2. Gym Log: Squats 500x5 455x8 405x12 Deadlift 600x5 Vertical Suplex 130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1

224. (Chode) (1↑, 8↓)
A fat homo looking like a small fat wide dick, or Aj Stewart just being a fukin chode.

AJ STEWART\! Fat gross people looking like a whale or just a chode.

Author: Vinny Vince Vincent http://chode.urbanup.com/2947239
225. (Chode) (7↑, 14↓)
1. The area between penis and asshole 2. A Member of RSD

1. "In prison I´ve been forced to to lick his Chode" 2."Oh look, some of the RSD-Chodes are showing up\!"

226. (Chode) (2↑, 9↓)
pronounciation(ch-owed) Chode is a word used to describe a a small and fat person or the person could be muscular and small. If you give them a shape you would compare them with a bowling ball.

Oh my good god that man is a complete an utter CHODE\!\!\!

227. (chode) (5↑, 12↓)
a chode is a penis as long as it is short and also the subject behind the chode kingdom a magical place where the chode queen rules and the only way to get there is to pass over a bridge over the chode creek thats patroled by chode trolls who ask you riddles and thats how choode came to be

"wow dude nice chode whered you get it?" "duh the chode kingdom"

228. (chode) (5↑, 12↓)
a dick fatter than it is long

"wow dude, look at your chode\!" "that chodes one to die for" "suck my chode\!"

229. (Chode) (6↑, 13↓)
While commonly confused with "chobe", chode has nothing to do with the length or girth of a penis. The Chode is the area between the scrotum and the anal opening. Also called the perenium, taint or gooch.

Steve licked my dick, them moved down to my chode before giving me a rim job.

230. (Chode) (4↑, 11↓)
A Penis That is Wider then it is long or wide as it is long. Probably the worst thing when you find out you have one.

*Girl gets ready to give guy a bj* *pulls down his pants and sees a Penis thats wider then it is long* girl: Oh my god thats a Chode *guy gets embarassed*

231. (Chode) (10↑, 17↓)
A)..A penis which is more plentiful in girth than actual length. B) The Particularly foul region bridging the lower scrotum and the anal sphyncter. C) The guy who lights up the room whenever he walks in because everyone knows that...at that moment...no matter what goes wrong...they can always clown on him...the "chode"....AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH. There are many different interpretations of this word as a title in todays society but one thing is for sure....YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THIS MAN. Also refered to as the "CHoder"

A)"After birthing twins, Henry's chode fit much easier." B)"Yea man i went running at the gym and got this terrible rash on my chode." C)"Oh my god dude how did chode manage to chode things up now?\!" "I make it Rain on them CHODES\!" "Hey you...I hear your moms goin out with...CHODE\!"

Author: Benjamin Chodpuis http://chode.urbanup.com/2765369
232. (Chode) (2↑, 9↓)
A penis thats wider than it is long aka Karl

Karl has a really fat chode

233. (chode) (6↑, 13↓)
a small fat penis.. anthony has a chode

anthony has a small fatty which makes him a chode..

234. (chode) (6↑, 13↓)
generally a short, fat dick.

his dick was chode size.

235. (chode) (2↑, 9↓)
a penis that is wider and fatter than it is long

the penis was really fat and short what a chode

236. (Chode) (8↑, 15↓)
Really fat but small penis

Pablo Bogarin has a killer chode

237. (Chode) (5↑, 12↓)
Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)

it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..

238. (chode) (25↑, 32↓)
(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis. (2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the blunt of all jokes.

(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode\! (2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).

239. (chode) (8↑, 15↓)
a dick that is wider than it is long

michael clausson, so fat chode, but so short

240. (chode) (5↑, 12↓)
a penis that is wider than it is tall. not a gooch\!, a short, fat, and probably grodie ass dick. call your gooch a chode and people will laugh, but tell people you have a chode and people won't even talk to you. a chode is a chode, DON'T BE IGNORENT\!

"i can't tell what i'm looking at in this picture stu" "that's okay, just put it into chode mode" or "check out this chode de la fragrance.....it's authentic\!" or "whopper chode" "muffin chode" "chode ass"

Author: mattkeepsittp http://chode.urbanup.com/2308792
241. (Chode) (23↑, 30↓)
A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

242. (chode) (5↑, 12↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually found on over weight Italians such as a kid named Rinaldi.

Rinaldi has a chode that is 1/2 inch long and 1 1/2 inches wide. It's fucking weird.

243. (chode) (9↑, 16↓)
A man lacking in manly qualities; having no sense of personal identity; absence of self-worth

That guy's never gonna get laid. What a chode.

244. (chode) (12↑, 19↓)
a penis wider than it is long. Funseal has a chode

"funseal chodes goats"

Author: Waffleo Teh Magnificent http://chode.urbanup.com/1935994
245. (chode) (6↑, 13↓)
The skin in between your scotum and anus.

I went running the other day and my chode devoloped a nasty rash.

246. (Chode) (7↑, 14↓)
A short and fat penis.

Hey Demietra told me that Gordon Has a Chode\!

247. (Chode) (2↑, 9↓)
An idiot. Usually a male, why acts like a moron. A guy who just doesn't get it. That guy who is either self-absorbed to the point of annoyance.

Dude, he's a chode\! I want to kick his ass\!

248. (Chode) (122↑, 129↓)
The area between the testicles and the anus. It is anatomicaly impossible for the penis to be wider than it is long.

Not only will tight pants cause loss of blood to the testicles , but they will also cause severe chaffing of the chode.

249. (Chode) (5↑, 12↓)
YOU ARE WRONG, BITCH\! A chode is a penis wider than it is long. your a fucking retard

Damn, that chode is fat

250. (chode) (7↑, 14↓)
a chode has nothing better to do than actually look up the word chode on urban dictionary like a frikkin chode

Your A FRIKKIN CHODE\!\!\!

251. (chode) (27↑, 34↓)
the part of tha male body that is between the ball sack and the anus.

i love it when she licks my chode

Author: Sweet Chin Music http://chode.urbanup.com/1066052
252. (chode) (3↑, 10↓)
A penis wider than long, shaped like a tuna can

Me and my bud will slap u with our big ass chodes

Author: Chode Masta G http://chode.urbanup.com/1034178
253. (Chode) (23↑, 30↓)
A penis that's wider than it is long Which, really, is just plain fucking hilarious

"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long" "You lazy eyed virgin\! He's got a chode\!"

Author: The Queen Of Chodes http://chode.urbanup.com/898394
254. (Chode) (3↑, 10↓)
A Penis That is Fatter Than It is Long. There is also a Walking Chode.

Jp Is One Big Chode.

255. (chode) (5↑, 12↓)
So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.

Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store" Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."

256. (chode) (4↑, 11↓)
fat ass boto that is shorter than it is wide.

Waika Veneciano licked Omar Mirza's chode while rubbing his own chode.

257. (chode) (2↑, 9↓)
In many parts of the United States it is known as another word for, 'bo-daggit' or 'cling-on'.

It is literally a small piece of shit that is hanging off one's ass hair.

Author: The Red Baron http://chode.urbanup.com/842767
258. (chode) (4↑, 11↓)
a [scholong] which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on [sukhmeet]s

Look, mommy, a chode\!

259. (chode) (11↑, 18↓)
A dong that is thicker then it is long, it's common nicknames are 'dinner plate' and 'hockey puck'. There is a huge debate about whether or not the chode even exists.

Person 1: "God damn\! John Brown has a chode\!" Person 2: "Slap shot\!"

Author: Maximus Desimus Meridious http://chode.urbanup.com/777513
260. (chode) (2↑, 9↓)
Penis wider than long Curled penis flat topped penis

david is such a chode

261. (chode) (2↑, 9↓)
Chode comes from the latin word "choderus", which meant short and girthy. Nowadays, it is used to describe penises that are fatter than they are longer.

All Lakers fans are f*cking chode faces.

Author: calpoly.slo.FU http://chode.urbanup.com/681588
262. (chode) (4↑, 11↓)
a chode is a dick that is as long as it is wide\! (i thought i made this word up\!-i'm well amazed\!)

"omg\! he's gotta chode\!"

Author: helen cunnane http://chode.urbanup.com/625941
263. (chode) (3↑, 10↓)
a penis shaped like a tuna can

his choad is almost flat

Author: navajo warrior http://chode.urbanup.com/570139
264. (Chode) (4↑, 11↓)
"A Penis that is wider than it is long" - Is there such a thing? There must be or the word wont exist

"Dan Wheeler has a Chode, and he Knows it"

Author: Funny "Giles" Man http://chode.urbanup.com/564674
265. (chode) (28↑, 35↓)
a small dick that is much girthier than it is long, like a 1 inch long penis that is as wide as a pringles can.

becky wants a chode times a pencil, that apparently means huge, bitch

266. (Chode) (28↑, 35↓)
A penis which is fat and small to such an extensive degree, that it is actually wider than it is long.

I unzipped his trousers and I was confronted with what I thought to be a grossly inflammed testicle. It was, alas, only the poor boy's chode. Needless to say, I ran quickly.

Author: Chode Appreciation Society http://chode.urbanup.com/458309
267. (Chode) (22↑, 29↓)
A penis wider than it is long.

I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.

268. (chode) (7↑, 14↓)
a term which refers to having a penis longer in width than in length...

"oh dear johnny, your never going to satisfy the ladies with that chode you got goin' on, you really should by a penis enlarger"

Author: hayley yates http://chode.urbanup.com/392136
269. (Chode) (5↑, 12↓)
Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.

I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might\!

270. (chode) (23↑, 30↓)
A dick that has more circumfrence that longevity... like a damn can of tuna

Jimmy is the Chode\!\!\!

271. (chode) (33↑, 40↓)
a penis that is wider than long, or a person who is fatter than they are tall.

Holy shit look at that chode rolling down the hill\!\!\!

Author: ^(\<\!PIMP\!\>)^ http://chode.urbanup.com/324366
272. (chode) (21↑, 28↓)
this is a penis that is wider than it is in length a very unfortunate disease

dude i think i have a chode

273. (chode) (13↑, 20↓)
a short fat and stubby dick...

EWWWWWWWW ..... Mr. Grosso has a chode

Author: GO SUCK A NUT http://chode.urbanup.com/283114
274. (chode) (4↑, 11↓)
penis that is wider than it is long. a chode smoker is one who likes to eat it\!

pull that chode out of ur ass u sick bastard.

Author: chode smoker http://chode.urbanup.com/183924
275. (chode) (33↑, 40↓)
skin between the balls and asshole

pinching yr chode doesn't really make u spum

276. (Chode) (2↑, 9↓)
A massive, uncircumsized penis belonging to a darky (black man)

Goddamnit...the only way this lovely afternoon could improve is if I had a diesel chode in my mouth right now\! Typically, this is a frequent statement of Saugonians, i.e. the Pumpkin

Author: Weter Pade - WAPjr31 http://chode.urbanup.com/116923
277. (Chode) (55↑, 62↓)
As everyone knows is, hypothetically, "A penis wider than it is long" - BUT does it exist??

Sophie really wants to find a Chode

278. (Chode) (12↑, 19↓)
A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6

Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.

Author: Dirty Sanchez http://chode.urbanup.com/38049
279. (chode) (7↑, 14↓)
Another insulting combination

Steve is a fuckin chodespank.

280. (chode) (10↑, 17↓)
Anybody that you hate or is being an ASSHOLE. It can also be combined with other words to be more insulting.

God I hate Steve, he's such a chode. Steve is such a fuckin chodeface.

281. (chode) (4↑, 11↓)
a short, fat penis

I was going to have sex with him until I saw his chode.

282. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
a chode is a whales dick

example is wow that chode was big

283. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
a person who loves rap music, tries to get with every girl he can and fails. A pure asshole scumbag peace of shit who likes to fuck people over. the king of all assholes

damn mike is such a chode.

284. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
Short for the name pichodeo, a derivative of piciccio. An individual who is by last name a chode.

Hey chode go get me a soda.

285. (chode) (12↑, 20↓)
the space between the balls and the ass hole... There fore the [chode]

"Dude my chode is sweaty"

Author: LilNativemama612 http://chode.urbanup.com/2671305
286. (Chode) (8↑, 16↓)
1. n Small [penis]. Refering to the genitals of a [wuss], [pussy] or [tosser]. 2. adj [Geek], [weasel] or [twat]. Describes someone acting with a [tosspot] demeanour.

Example 1: "Oi, [Chap]\! You been [snogging] my [bird] again [ain't] ya, I know you 'ave cos she said you 'ad a chode\!" Example 2: "Hey\! Come 'ere you [chode]\! I'm gonna [batter] you\!"

287. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.

Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode. Dan: What chair? Dick: Shut up, dick.

Author: clintonius rex http://chode.urbanup.com/2382666
288. (chode) (6↑, 14↓)
penis that is gurthy then lengthy

dude, nestor's mum's got a chode\!

289. (Chode) (6↑, 14↓)
A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

290. (chode) (11↑, 19↓)
Chode has become a universal word.. When you have nothing to say, simply insert "Chode", and instantly the person nearest to you will understand your inner-most thoughts. Sure it's actual meaning is quite disturbing, and there has come to be many definitions for this diverse word, but its life. Chode can be used as an insult, compliment, expression, exclamation, statement, question, name, city, state, province, area code, bar code, country, continent, district, lyric, ANYTHING.

ew, he is such a chode.

291. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
The charactoristics in a [penis] where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck\!\! Man 2: What's up? Man 1: It's my jong bro... Man 2: O MY GOD\!\!\! what's wrong?\!?\!?\!\! Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me\!\! Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone\!\!

292. (chode) (31↑, 39↓)
When the male penis is wider than it is in length.

"Wow, look at that man's chode, it is wider than it is long, amazing"

Author: George Batchelor http://chode.urbanup.com/2124225
293. (Chode) (2↑, 10↓)
1) The road that leads from Scrotumstown to Anusville. 2) This is merely to keep the rest of you Chodes from arguing, a dick thats fatter than it is wide.

Eric tried to stick it to your mom when he realized that all he was hitting was a big fat Chode. (chose the meaning that you see fits best)

294. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
a penis that is measured fatter around than when its having a boner. aka a fatt [penis]

Katie sucked John Shnidwins chode last night Oh dayummmm lookat that chode\!\!

Author: PAiiiGEY BABYY http://chode.urbanup.com/2091916
295. (Chode) (9↑, 17↓)
A penis of freakish girth that is not complemented by freakish length, i.e. a can of corn.

Dino's chode doesn't go in all the way but he sure bangs the hell outta the sides.

Author: Cocktails & Dreams http://chode.urbanup.com/2078327
296. (chode) (6↑, 14↓)
A penis fatter then it is long

Fat Josh McGovern has a chode between his legs So does shane stevens

297. (chode) (18↑, 26↓)
A chode is a penis that's circumference measures more than its length. This is different from a taint which is slang for the perenium (the space between the balls and the asshole). I wonder if this discrepancy in definition is a geographical thing?

My girlfriend screamed, "that's too thick," the first time she saw my chode

298. (Chode) (33↑, 41↓)
There are two defintions that are widely accepted: 1) A penis that is wider than it is long; a fat-short penis. 2) The area between a person's genitals and [asshole]; [taint], [gooch].

1) Dude, Shane has a fucking Chode. 2) Your mom lifted up my sack and licked my chode.

299. (chode) (8↑, 16↓)
Chode, sometimes spelled choad. 1. A short, stubby penis. 2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear. 3. The perineum.

1. OMG my gay lover has a chode like a cheese wheel LOLOLOL\!\!\!\!1 2. Chode encounters of the turd kind\!\! 3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.

300. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
an alien from the plant chodon, described as having short pink shafts of lights beaming from them, being short and girthful in stature, and often seen with plastic protective armor (evident in a popular short story)

In search of an increase in size and endurance, chodes ventured to the planet earth looking for miracle drugs.

301. (chode) (4↑, 12↓)
A short Fat penis that all the teenage girls and gay guys want.

Tinisha, Allison & Derek all want Chodes to lick.

302. (chode) (16↑, 24↓)
This word can have two definitions: It means a penis that is wider then it is long. It also means a person who is wider then the are tall.

Man you're a fucking chode. You dick is a little chode.

303. (chode) (13↑, 21↓)
Actually, Chode IS a commonly used term for a weiner that is shorter than it is wide, I mean what else to you call that? It is also synonomous with taint which is ther area between the bean bag and the pooper but cool people mostly say taint and leave chode for a short fat wang.

Dude, that guy had an uncircumsized chode. Wow his life must suck.

304. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
Lame, basically, uncool

Ugh\! Mike is so chode\!

305. (chode) (3↑, 11↓)
a penis that is wider than it is long. or very short but very wide/fat.

jessica :"omg...nick has totally got a chode\!he showed it to me last night\!" becky : "thats sick\!\!\!"

Author: jack von offenstein http://chode.urbanup.com/1667714
306. (Chode) (5↑, 13↓)
A schlong that has more girth than length

A chode is nothing to brag about

307. (chode) (105↑, 113↓)
A short, fat penis of sizable girth.

When his lover removed Chad's pants, she was startled to discover an erect chode\!

Author: Kathy Griffin http://chode.urbanup.com/1497542
308. (chode) (7↑, 15↓)
-when ones penis is wider than it is long -the flap of skin between your balls and butthole

Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. \<see [smeg]\>

Author: bread infection http://chode.urbanup.com/1491200
309. (Chode) (82↑, 90↓)
A penis that is as fat as it is long is a chode. The gooch is the area between the ass and the balls. There is no doubt about this. I don't know why people keep on arguing that gooch and chode are synonymus\! They're not\! GOOCH - area between crotch and ass CHODE - chubby dick

I was sucking dick and I thought I was still playing with the balls. It turned out it was a chode.

310. (Chode) (82↑, 90↓)
A Chode is deifnitely a penis wider than it is long. Seriously, "gooch" and "taint" already exist as totally legit words. Chode is a great word used to describe a certain type of penis.

Look at that chode. Can that even fit in a vagina? And it's only an inch long.

311. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
Anything anyone wants it to mean when they are speaking

I don't know what the f*** the word "chode" means\!

312. (Chode) (15↑, 23↓)
The area between a guys part and his ass. Or a derogatory term for someone refering to the real definition.

Gosh, my teacher is such a freakin chodewaxer.

313. (Chode) (7↑, 15↓)
The chode has nothing to do with the gooch or taint area. It is a penis wider than it is longer, and only that

His chode had the width, but lacked the length to please her

314. (chode) (6↑, 14↓)
Aside from being used to describe the area between the balls and the ass, another popular thing to do is to call someone a "chode" in a derogatory manner. A chode would describe someonw who is, overall, inept, unintelligent, and annoying.

"Why do you have to be such a stupid chode all the time? Get away from me, you chode."

315. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
the spot that's between your nuts and your pie hole :P

from the chodoboy theme "he's named after the spot that rests between your balls and your coy - you mean the chode"

Author: DagGirl - aka "Chodoboy's bitch" http://chode.urbanup.com/1409597
316. (Chode) (120↑, 128↓)
(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long. 2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls. (Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.

Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode\! I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.

317. (Chode) (7↑, 15↓)
A dick wider than it is long

The man had a very big chode, everyone was staring at him.

318. (chode) (10↑, 18↓)
a penis that is very short and very wide.

dude, that wanna be has a chode\! oh my god.

319. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
A [dick] thats wider than it is longer

Kasras got a chode and he'll never have sex with anyone because of that, except an Iranian prostitute and a catholic priest

320. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
The space between the base of a guy's balls and the opening of his asshole.

This website smokes choad. Your mother is a choad muncher.

321. (chode) (6↑, 14↓)
The perineum (i.e., the external region between the vulva and anus in a female or between the scrotum and anus in a male).

When she gave me head, she licked my butthole and chode, too.

322. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
Well, we use the term to mean 'turd'. I know it's incorrect, but I heard the word on south park years ago and thought it meant 'poo', so we've all used it in our household ever since.

I'm just off to pass chode.

323. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.

"man he has such a fucking chode... what a sucker.."

324. (chode) (42↑, 50↓)
Some people are retarded and think a chode is a penis wider than it is long. First of all, i don't think that's possible. A chode is the skin between your ball sac and your asshole. If a guy has a penis wider than it is long, wow, that is very sad.Your penis must be very short then.

"My chode was licked last night by my girlfriend."

325. (chode) (7↑, 15↓)
A small, fat penis that is as long as it is wide. People reffered to as "chodes" often are fat. This is a big insult to male and female alike.

"Emma you are such a Chode McChoderson\!"

Author: Alex McChoderson http://chode.urbanup.com/1225931
326. (chode) (6↑, 14↓)
Not long and skinny but short and stubby

My boyfriend has a chode and he want me to give him a blow job but it was to small

327. (chode) (15↑, 23↓)
not long an skinny but short and stuby

my friend has a chode and he wanted me to suck it but i said no

328. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long\!\!\!

bob was tryin 2 fuck shelly but it wouldnt fit cuz he has a chode\!\!\! hahaha

329. (Chode) (62↑, 70↓)
The peice of skin the exists between a mans anus and his balls.

Monica licked at Tim's ass and then flicked her tongue over his chode as she kissed her way to his balls.

330. (chode) (3↑, 11↓)
[ME coming from Latin chododoe] a mans bitching penis.

Danny Fornasa showed me his chode.

Author: naughty girlsssss http://chode.urbanup.com/1099962
331. (Chode) (9↑, 17↓)
A penis that has greater girth than length.

Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.

332. (chode) (57↑, 65↓)
The area that divides the anus and the scrotum. Best described as the dirtiest part of a man's body. Also known as the grundel.

After a jog down the beach, my girlfriend likes to cool me down by rubbing my chode with a cool washcloth.

333. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
a chode is a penis that is fatter around in inches than it is tall it is not the area between your scrotum and anus that is called a choda not chode "A" not "E" youy stupid motherfucking pussies.

hoes dig my sweet chode

Author: jordan easterbrook http://chode.urbanup.com/1090789
334. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
Choad or chode is an old English term for penis. The silly notion that its girth must be greater than its length is a contemporary concept. Likewise, the "gooch" or "taint" reference (between the anus and testicles) doesn't make sense when referring to a "choadsmoker" (a fellator). Archaic words are obviously vulnerable to redefinition.

She was a chodesmoker.

335. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
A person who is pretty damn fat, often wider than they are tall. From the word 'chode' meaning a penis wider than it is long.

"Get off my lasagne, you chode" "I just ate a whole ham... I feel like such a chode"

336. (chode) (3↑, 11↓)
wen your fuckin dick is wider than long

Austins mom said that Joe was awful last night because he had a fucking chode.

Author: Billy McDewsch http://chode.urbanup.com/1066384
337. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
It is a penis that is wider than it is long. I came up with this word like years ago, and I been sayin it and pumpin it up. i knew it would get big, you know how i get down.

1. Haha, that girl said he had a chode\! 2. Dude, you are suck a chode...

338. (chode) (36↑, 44↓)
the space between your ball sack and your ass. (i dont think there is such a thing as wider and it is long.. and if there is i wanna see it)

Last night Tyler had Lauren lick his chode.

339. (chode) (8↑, 16↓)
A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see [stumpy]

"wow, that is one chodey chode"

340. (Chode) (2↑, 10↓)
Chode is a short skinny fat dick. If you have a chode I feel so sorry for you.

his dick is not that big. It is such a chode.

Author: Justine Reese http://chode.urbanup.com/845244
341. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
A foking dick thats short, hairy, and fat\!

Dude, you got a foking chode\!

342. (chode) (7↑, 15↓)
The definition "chode" is the area between the penis and the asshole. Not a long and very wide pemis, you losers\!

f ck fear drink CHODE I'm temperchodal 90% tepmer 10%CHODE (DON'T TOUCH MY chode)

343. (chode) (16↑, 24↓)
As dave Matthews would say " the space Between" that is between the anus and the nut sack. For reals

Ubiquitous chode (omnipresent). Or Rumpledchodeskin ( Rumplestiltskins brother). That kid was a ubiquitous chode mouth face

344. (chode) (4↑, 12↓)
The spreadable cheesy wrinkley essence of a man between the hairy scrotum and the goopy brown eye.

please pass the chode Mrs. Robinson

Author: Da Rimmer, Jonathong, Chodey, and Kreamy http://chode.urbanup.com/760754
345. (Chode) (6↑, 14↓)
A chode is the spot inbetween your ballsack and anus for a man only. ony a woman its the "taint" because it taint pussy and it taint ass. --i invented it.

your such a chode licker

346. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

347. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
Chode: A penis upon which its width is the same size/length as its length. It durrives from the latin word short penis...

Man it was so hard getting hard because of my chode. The ladies hate my chode. That trannie rejected me because of my chode.

348. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
A chode is a penis which is wider than it is long Ave seen 1

andy m couldn't fit his chode up my arse or in my mouth and when i tried to toss him off i couldn't get a grip. So basicly he carn't get any pleasure

349. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long.

Ha ha look at his wide, short chode\!

350. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin

guy 1:Dude you have a chode guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)

351. (chode) (6↑, 14↓)
A word that people should stop making defintitions of. Also has the most definitions that I know of on www.urbandictionary.com. Someone prove me wrong and give me a word with more definitions.

Chose Master X

352. (chode) (18↑, 26↓)
The flap of skin between a penis and a ballsack. An insult.

My chode itches. Don't be a chode.

353. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
a penis as wide as is is long

the man whipped out his 10 inch chode and the woman fainted at the sight.

354. (Chode) (2↑, 10↓)
A short fat cock

She said he have a chode.

355. (Chode) (291↑, 299↓)
Chode- used in the late 1900's. frequentyly used by the popular rap star "Too Short" The real meaning for this word is .."Area between your ball sack and your butthole

Ahh. jenny i had sex with john. he made me lick all down his chode. His ass is great\!

Author: Greg stevens http://chode.urbanup.com/666166
356. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
a penis wider than it is long

tony howley has a cheesy chode

Author: tonyhasachode http://chode.urbanup.com/659466
357. (Chode) (2↑, 10↓)
(noun): A Penis that is wider than it is long. (adj) A deragotory name for someone who is being a complete and utter douche.

"Timmy's chode was impossible for his girlfriend to deepthroat." "Dammit Frank, stop being such a chode\!"

Author: Billy Finkelstein http://chode.urbanup.com/659026
358. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode\!" "You don't have anything there\! Shut up\!"

359. (chode) (18↑, 26↓)
A penis that has unique physical shape. The penis it self has wider than it's length. 8\>

'im gonna shove my chode up your ass and open it up like a packet of chips'

360. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long. 2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode. 2.Daves just a stupid chode

361. (Chode) (13↑, 21↓)
Not wider than length, but the length is short than the Circumfrence

Im sorry that you have a chode\!\!\!

Author: Ryan Wikstrom http://chode.urbanup.com/567023
362. (chode) (4↑, 12↓)
on a male, the space between his rectum and his testicles.

I have a hairy chode.

Author: Richard Bridge http://chode.urbanup.com/554283
363. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
a penis shaped like a tuna can, doesn't go deep but it can always touch the sides, also the ejaculate from same

Yesterday I was making a tuna sandwich and almost opened my chode by mistake. After I eat tuna, my woman likes to swallow my chode\!

364. (Chode) (25↑, 33↓)
A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can

365. (chode) (3↑, 11↓)
A short, bald, angry man with a prominent brow and a bad attitude. Probably some sort of genetic throw-back to homoerectus.

Rhys Prothero is simply a chode

Author: scarred for life http://chode.urbanup.com/517517
366. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long by at least twice the size. Very grotesque and disgusting sight. Can be used as an insult. Not sure if a chode actually exsists. (See mighty meaty)

Holy crap Trey Whiteside has such a nasty, disgusting, dinner plate size chode. Holy Shit\!\! You smell like you have chode breath\!\!\! Shutup you chodeface. Have you seen Marco's disgusting chode?\!\!

367. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
a penis that is long as it is fat \!

wow brittney loves the Chode.. ..think soda can "so trent hows your chode?" you've been chode \!

Author: can of worms \!\! http://chode.urbanup.com/489853
368. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
tuna can

'hey go open that chode for me and start mixing it with mayo'

369. (Chode) (6↑, 14↓)
The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.

My balls are sticking to my chode right now.

370. (chode) (13↑, 21↓)
when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

371. (chode) (20↑, 28↓)
A short fat fucked up penis

James Hunt Has A chode

Author: James "The Chode" Hunt http://chode.urbanup.com/435489
372. (Chode) (11↑, 19↓)
The chode is the area between your penis, and your ballsack. Its also called Taint, Grundle, or... CHODE\! The chode is also the area in which the body creates "Monkey Nut" butter. This area is extra sensive and should be nibbled upon, gently.

I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn.

Author: Egon Strangler http://chode.urbanup.com/394757
373. (chode) (3↑, 11↓)
unfortunate, very unfortunate indeed

tiny tinker

Author: barnaby brown http://chode.urbanup.com/386868
374. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
a penis wider than length

tyler safford and jake noel play with eachothers chodes

Author: dont worry bout it http://chode.urbanup.com/383933
375. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
a stumpy penis, as wide as it is long

"put your chode away t-rod, she wants a real dick."

Author: fizzledizzle http://chode.urbanup.com/371973
376. (chode) (3↑, 11↓)
a is that is wider then it is longer

pat w. has a chode

377. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
anything unproportional most commonly affiliated with a penis, but can be just about anyhting.

wow, that midget tapdancing is a chode\!\!

Author: the chodester http://chode.urbanup.com/360495
378. (chode) (4↑, 12↓)
A fallace whose girth exceedes its length. Can also be used as an offensive term.

Oh my god you chode\!

379. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
tuna can penis

My friend Bucky Wharton is a chode, and he has a chode. His gf Jamie licks his chode daily.

Author: Bucky Wharton http://chode.urbanup.com/345958
380. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
a tuna-can penis (wider than it is long)
Author: Pat and Jack http://chode.urbanup.com/341742
381. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
A dick shaped like a can of tuna fish.

His girlfriend wanted to fuck him untill she found out he had a chode. Then she called the [Chode Squad]to rescue her.

382. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
a huge fat mudda cok. short and round

"sam kerr you fat chode"

Author: phil connell http://chode.urbanup.com/305233
383. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
The best damn drink ever\! You take a bottle of Bawls and a bottle of Pimp Juice and mix it with your Magic Stick.

Would you like to suck on some of my Chode?\!?

384. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
fat bell with fat penis with small lengh

Thats an idiot he has a chode

385. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
a penis that is wider then it is long

Patricks chode was too big for the sluts mouth

386. (chode) (19↑, 27↓)
a short and really wide cock

his chode wont fit in me

Author: superduperdooperpooper http://chode.urbanup.com/278101
387. (chode) (6↑, 14↓)
a short, yet wide ass dick\!

i felt like my chode gave a 110%

388. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
A cock that is wider than it is long.

Chodey K has a large chode, and always flings it about.

389. (Chode) (111↑, 119↓)
A penis that won't hit bottom but it sure will fuck up the edges\!

His chode made my vagina sore for weeks.

Author: KatRebKelHol http://chode.urbanup.com/258181
390. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
A penis that is fatter than it is long

you are a chode master

391. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long

When that bloke pulled down his trousers i could clearly see his chode.

392. (chode) (40↑, 48↓)
a penis that is wider than it is long

shaqs chode is like a hamburger

393. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
chode--\>aka,guch,is the skin between the sac and the asshole.

Chris, you stupid shaved chode\!

394. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
When a penis is wider than it is long.

Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.

395. (Chode) (16↑, 24↓)
A COCK WIDER THAN IT IS LONGER\!\!\! wat the......?\!?\!?\!

a ususal male often masturbates...unfortunately for someone with a chode it is IMPOSSIBLE\!

Author: deon (i have a chode) http://chode.urbanup.com/192708
396. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
a black cock (could be white) which is wider than long.

My brother has a black mother fuckin chode which he uses to tickle ovulating donkeys

Author: gennaro ivan gattuso http://chode.urbanup.com/191018
397. (Chode) (12↑, 20↓)
The epidermis which is found between the males scrotum and anus. And the one word your mom yells to me when im f**kin the living day lights outa her.

I am the chode tamer, and you all are my savage biotches\!

398. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
It's not a fuckin penis thats wider than long you dumb northern fucks\! It's the piece of skin between the scrotum and the asshole.

Your mom licked my chode.

399. (chode) (56↑, 64↓)
A penis with a greater width than length.

RealPlayer sucks chode.

400. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
A perfectly adorable cross between a fluffy rabbit and a cute puppy.

Awww, mommyyyyyy look at the cute little chode\!

401. (chode) (4↑, 12↓)
A dick that is wider then it is Long.

His F A T CHODE was impossible for her to suck on.

Author: Chodeeeeeeyy http://chode.urbanup.com/170874
402. (chode) (3↑, 11↓)
technically it refers to the part of a revolver that hods the bullets. later it was used for a dick that is wider than it is long.

he put a new chode into the gun.

403. (chode) (10↑, 18↓)
when a guys dinky is hella wider than it is long

mikeal mac has a chode

404. (Chode) (6↑, 14↓)
ch-ode also known as guche (goo-ch) The area between your ball sac and your asshole

Damnit paul\! You got me right in the chode\!

405. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
A chode is also someone who totally sucks as a person.

I can't believe that guy lit up a bowl and didn't even ask us to smoke, what a chode\!

406. (Chode) (6↑, 14↓)
chode is a tunacan penis, one shorter than it is wide...every1s confused with the workd GRUNDLE
407. (Chode) (38↑, 46↓)
dick thats wider than long

i busted on mrs kensingtons tits with my adorable 4 by 2

408. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
Someone with a short tiny penis.

Jake has a chode.

409. (chode) (55↑, 63↓)
Choad /chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." [I'm not. It isn't. --ESR] This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj. Source: Jargon File 4.2.0

Stop being such choads.

410. (chode) (8↑, 16↓)
A cock wider than it iis long

Nick Hatgistavro has a chode so he cant get handjobs

Author: Matt Havlicek http://chode.urbanup.com/142312
411. (chode) (7↑, 15↓)
Kirk Alberts has a chode, he is the perfect example. Your dick is wider than it is long. It's unbelievable this guy kirk, his dick is 4 by 1 inches\!.

Man Kirk Alberts CCGS, that is one hell of a chode\!

412. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
the area between the ballsack and the a-hole that resembles an island only instead of water it's surrounded by no-no spots.

hey. your chode is hangin out.

413. (chode) (3↑, 11↓)
dick larger in width than length

JOhn Branson has a chode that urines uncontrollably on carpet or anywhere

Author: jason hammock http://chode.urbanup.com/134087
414. (Chode) (14↑, 22↓)
Having a tuna can for a penis

a tuna can

Author: spoony love from up above http://chode.urbanup.com/134081
415. (chode) (9↑, 17↓)
1. (noun) A penis that is fatter than it is long. 2. NOT the area leading from your nuts to your ass. That would be known as the "Taint" or "Grundle."

Man, It's too bad Timmay can't get the girls because he confuses his "Chode" with his "Grundle."

416. (chode) (4↑, 12↓)
A penis really wide and very short

Its like a plate or piece of paper, also an insult "Alistair Paton has a chode\!"

417. (chode) (9↑, 17↓)
A penis which is wider than it is long (eg 3 inches by 1 inch)

James Tompson has a chode and he has a uniball (see uniball)

418. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
According to Chambers dictionary: 1: past tense of the verb: to chide 2: A person who 'chides' - and a quarrelsome person (i.e. all yopu lot that are arguing about whether its the skin between your anus and balls or whether its a cock thats wider than it is long) Anyway sounds good as an insult.

Quit arguing chodes

419. (Chode) (6↑, 14↓)
a penis wider than it is long, shaped like a little hill (resembling a clitoris i guess)

Kirk Alberts has a chode

420. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long 3x1

Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)

Author: Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. http://chode.urbanup.com/130748
421. (chode) (6↑, 14↓)
That spot between the balls and the ass

"Wow, my chode is really hurting."

422. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
According to the Northern California 1970-1990 Burnout Society (originators): Chode (n) is: 1. male ejaculate, cum, spew (original, 70's) 2. vomit, barf, chunks (a later off-shot, mid 80's) 3. a stubby chubby (late 90's? We'd never heard of this one)

1. Dammit Horace\! Your whackin' and chode blowing has ruined all of Mother's precious periwinkle sheets\! 2. I am not going to clean your nasty ass cheap wine and funky egg roll chode out of the bathtub ever again\! So I say, fine fellows, reclaim your chode from this shameful, stumpy limitation\! You are the Vato, ese\! Viva el Chode\!

Author: Mother Lockjaw http://chode.urbanup.com/130338
423. (Chode) (4↑, 12↓)
a penis that looks like a tree stump not the fuckin area between ur asshole and nuts u fuckin dykes

My ur chode is ugly

424. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
English variation of the Aussie "Choma", a zipper-like piece of skin, just behind the scrotum, that Bergi and Dorni use to zip themselves together...
Author: Security Bergi http://chode.urbanup.com/126477
425. (chode) (8↑, 16↓)
the small wrinkled piece of skin between a guys balls and his ass.

matt is a chode licker, aswell as a chode scraper.

426. (Chode) (5↑, 13↓)
Milaris Annette is a chode, a BIG one too.

One day i saw the biggest chode, and and then i realized it was Milaris Annette.

427. (chode) (17↑, 25↓)
a penis that is wider than it is long.

Gary has a big fat chode.

Author: Lesbian Trollop http://chode.urbanup.com/117147
428. (chode) (1↑, 9↓)
A rubberry half boner.

I got a chode when that bitch bent over.

429. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
A person who is fatter than they are tall.

Look at Serpis, he is such a chode.

430. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
Can be used in a degrading manner to mean an idiot.

Ya chode, u just passed up the exit\!

Author: Snow Blower http://chode.urbanup.com/53480
431. (Chode) (8↑, 16↓)
a penis wider than it is long. the area between the balls and anus is the fuckin gooch i gimps

u suck chode inthe hole

Author: JamesTheGuy http://chode.urbanup.com/52182
432. (CHODE) (12↑, 20↓)
Sumthing which all skallys,townies,gangsters and many opther people who go bling bling have a penis wider than it is longer.

Look at that dirty skally with his chode

433. (Chode) (3↑, 11↓)
someting wider than it is long

a rectangle, a short fish bowl

Author: micheal o 'ryan http://chode.urbanup.com/39528
434. (chode) (8↑, 16↓)
A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen\! The things a fucking chode\!

435. (Chode) (6↑, 14↓)
A wang that is quite a bit chubbier in width than it is in length.

Blake was laughed at when his pants fell of and his chode was revealed.

Author: longDongJUAN http://chode.urbanup.com/37410
436. (Chode) (6↑, 14↓)
a short fat penis

Brittany likes to blow chode

437. (chode) (2↑, 10↓)
Also see definitions for [choad].
438. (chode) (4↑, 12↓)
Penis which is as long as it is thick.

"That fat ass' chode couldnt please a Barbie doll"

439. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
east indian term for "fuck"

ahhh han chode mae chode mae han ji ahhh yes fuck me fuck me yes sir

440. (Chode) (2↑, 10↓)
a shitty excuze for a cock that i wider than long

tom, you greasy fuck, get that your chode the fuck out of here

441. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
think of a dinner plate on your nuts

Damn, can you eat of that chode?

Author: Mike Peterson http://chode.urbanup.com/18222
442. (Chode) (1↑, 9↓)
A short, chubby penis.

"I drew a big fat chode in the mud on that guy's car." or "shut up, you chode face."

443. (chode) (5↑, 13↓)
a penis fatter than its length

Greg Russell (Buckey) has a massive diner plate size chode. Greg Russell is such a CHODE

444. (chode) (3↑, 12↓)
The chode is an elephant penis

Dumbo and Babar have nice chodes

445. (chode) (12↑, 21↓)
The area between your sac and your asshole.

Mrs Majerus was being a bitch, so i made her tongue my chode.

446. (chode) (15↑, 24↓)
An penis that is fater than it is long.

Devin, and Jamine slaped each others chodes around in the shower.

447. (chode) (2↑, 11↓)
The inner area of your butt-hole not to be confused with a small and short penis

I wiped my chode with poison ivy.

448. (chode) (6↑, 15↓)
Where I come from chode is simply a synonym for [dick]. It is a shortening of the Spanish or Mexican word [choriso] or [chorizo] which literally means sausage. In proper Spanish pronunciation the R in the word choriso is pronounced as a D.

Man that chick can really choke chode\!

Author: The NewMexican http://chode.urbanup.com/2426867
449. (chode) (11↑, 20↓)
1.) This skin between the testicles and the anus: [taint] [stank] 2.) A penis with a width measuring greater than the length. 3.) Randy Kelley: [r tard] [randomonium]

1.) These bicycle shorts chafe the chode. 2.) How will he ever get laid with that chode? 3.) Dude, quit being a chode and wake the fuck up\!

450. (chode) (4↑, 13↓)
1)A penis whose diameter is greater than it's length. In other words, it is just a really wide dick. 2) Any person who is really fat, gross and useless.

Examples a "Dude\! That kids chode id so wide he can't even [masturbate] because he can't get a good grip. b This one guy does something really gay and retarded, thus making him a chode

451. (chode) (5↑, 14↓)
1) short stubby dick 2) creepy people

1) I bet President Bush has a chode... 2) ew\! that guys a total chode\!

Author: Agent Swastika Bee Squirrel http://chode.urbanup.com/2092165
452. (Chode) (10↑, 19↓)
The 2 inch area of skin between the base of a man's nutsack and his anus.

You've accidentally cut somebody off driving to work. At the next stop light, they pull along side and commence cursing and telling you how badly you drive. Your response? "Lick chode".

453. (chode) (12↑, 21↓)
a penis that is wider then long IT IS NOT ,,, NOT the area beetween your ass and penis ,,, that is called the taint or the gooch .... a chode is a penis wider then it is long

chodes are not good and they suck to have

454. (chode) (2↑, 11↓)
The great debate... Is a chode: 1. A short, fat penis, usually found on guys that feel they have to be loud in public places and drive extra large trucks with extra large wheels. OR 2. The area between a male's scrotum and anal opening. a.k.a. runway, guch/gooch, or 'taint. And the answer is.... A mystery.

1. As I suspected, the guy who drove the hummer had a super [chode]. 2. The key to giving a master blow job is licking the [chode].

455. (chode) (4↑, 13↓)
A penis that is as big sideways as it is long.

I put a ruler on my penis sideways, then longways, and it measured 3 inches both ways. Tis a chode\!

Author: Dudeskeetskeetskeet http://chode.urbanup.com/1849412
456. (chode) (4↑, 13↓)
a word used to describe a boy who was giving a fatass a lapdance and took a picture but little did he know that his tiny, chode was sticking out of his unbuttoned boxers. The word circulated that mancuso had a chode and now everyone refers to this fat shit as CHODE MASTA FLEX. then after this affair, he went and got a flat, horse loving girlfriend because she is all he can get.

Jess is a chode-toucher, aka the Original Chode Toucher (OCT).

457. (chode) (6↑, 15↓)
the area between the dink and the bunghole

christine wanted a chode for lunch, but potter gave her the whole package

458. (chode) (1↑, 10↓)
spicy addition to the suffix "donkey-"; Commonly used to refer to idiotically large and obsequiously gargantuan lip splitters; noun: floppy slop; verb: choder from greek root "tri-sock-mendus" pronouced (Cho-uad?) NOT (cho-day)

That be a fine chode ye have\! Ya mahn, I be rollin a phat chode ya hurd me? SUCK THIS FAT CHODE\!

Author: John "Supa" Minky http://chode.urbanup.com/1750170
459. (chode) (11↑, 20↓)
no its no ya fukin dobber a "chode" is when sum1s dick is wider than it is long get yer facts right ya gimp, u jst must b para coz it applies tae u ya rocket

cupple of mates watchin a porn "aw for fuk sake look at eh state a tht chode" "ha ha wat a gimp wits he meant tae dae wae tht" "mahn shees no gonna get nyhin outta ae it eva" "ha ano ma fukin nipple wid dae a betta fukin job thn tht stump"

Author: ch,ch,ch,ch charmin \!\!\! http://chode.urbanup.com/1709709
460. (Chode) (3↑, 12↓)
A chode is something that Anna, a 14 year old girl from cincinasty, chokes on. In her spare time she enjoys coloring it different colors for varying levels of pleasurocity.

____ | | | | | | | | ^ a chode, cus we said so

Author: Rhandea-Muchee http://chode.urbanup.com/1561905
461. (Chode) (8↑, 17↓)
what ever you think it fucking is, but one thing is for sure the skin between you nutsac and asshole is called a paraneium\! fuckin dumbshits\!

what ever you fuckin think, chode.

462. (Chode) (1↑, 10↓)
a bunch of people who try to tell each other that the word chode is something else clearly the word chode is your "gooch" so shut the fuck up and get a fuckin life

chode:someone who dooesnt hav a life and also the "gooch"

Author: chinesechicken http://chode.urbanup.com/1539394
463. (Chode) (2↑, 11↓)
Large apendage hanging from the midd section of the male body. Also is "cums" with to complimentary balls.

Paul Pierson's (From Aberdeen,SD 57401, 520 North Lincoln)chode was limp and 2 inches long.

464. (Chode) (1↑, 10↓)
A chode is indeed a penis that it as wide as it is long, or wider even still. Often looks similar to a tin of tuna or an enlarged (not in all cases) clitoris.

"A Chode does exist Jonathan, I have one myself and can show you if you so wish. Your mother loved it, she likes the width"... the answer was "Thanks for the offer... but no"

465. (chode) (3↑, 12↓)
It's a Middle Eastern instrument that comes from the depths of King Tutenkamen's Grave. It's not as cool as you think.

Look at her blow away at that chode.

466. (chode) (27↑, 36↓)
a nasty short fat dick\! or just a cool word to call people

"god damn get ur chode outta here"

467. (chode) (17↑, 26↓)
dick wider than it is long

JORGE BRAADT, Clint Braadt, Tico Forero

468. (Chode) (3↑, 12↓)
A male [penis] which is larger in width than it is length.

My older brother has a chode.

469. (chode) (4↑, 13↓)
The spot on a man between the balls and the asshole.

She tickled my chode with her mustache.

470. (chode) (16↑, 25↓)
1. A penis that is wider than it is long. 2. The area of skin between a man's ball sac and anus.

2. While pressing on the chode you can inhance a man's orgasm.

471. (Chode) (89↑, 98↓)
We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.

Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples

472. (chode) (3↑, 12↓)
a movie i made with some friends, also a penis that is as long as it is wide, and it isnt usually very large for either of these.

his chode tasted like salt, and its also the best movie ever.

473. (Chode) (5↑, 14↓)
a stump.a penile stump.

no that is not a tree stump, it is realy me

474. (chode) (4↑, 13↓)
a penis with a really large bell-end.

is there much aluminium in austrailia chode?

475. (chode) (2↑, 11↓)
a short and fat shaft on a penis.

tyler jones is a chode

476. (chode) (5↑, 14↓)
plates: also known as a strap-on chode.

wafer thin ham type chodes are quite common thesedays, its not a big problem, honest.

Author: Ashley S Ford http://chode.urbanup.com/326998
477. (chode) (11↑, 20↓)
Stubby, chubby cock\! It looks like a little man with a funny little hat.
478. (Chode) (4↑, 13↓)
a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length

"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode" "You chode licker\!"

479. (chode) (10↑, 19↓)
Choad syn "Gutch" "Dutche" area of skin between the scrotum and the anus, also a short, fat penis

joe has an ingrown hair on his choad

480. (chode) (10↑, 19↓)
a short, fat dick

Hayzey is a chode. as he is, short, fat, and is a dick.

481. (Chode) (2↑, 11↓)
Area between the balls and booty-hole. Sometimes refered to as the "essence." Sometimes confused with [food].

Woah, [Stevie McStevebo] really likes chode alot\!

482. (Chode) (15↑, 24↓)
See also: [Choad], [Gooch] The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.

His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.

483. (Chode) (16↑, 25↓)
When the COCK is WIDER then it is LONG....for the fuck up with the purple chode SHUT THE HELL UP u dont know what ur talking about\!

I tried to JACK OFF my boyfriend but he had such a bad fuckin choad damnit...

484. (chode) (14↑, 23↓)
a dick that is more huge around then it is long

blair has a chode--he will never get any, lets gank that fat-ass

485. (chode) (3↑, 12↓)
A penis. Just a penis.

Poor kid, his chode was ripped off by a massive dog.

Author: King of the Chodes http://chode.urbanup.com/144357
486. (chode) (10↑, 19↓)
A chode is a penis wider than it is long\!

I like to give hand jobs to chodes\!

487. (Chode) (3↑, 12↓)
its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long

Phantom has a 1 inch chode.

Author: not a dumass who thinks a chode is a taint http://chode.urbanup.com/128739
488. (chode) (11↑, 20↓)
A short stumpy male package; A tuna can
Author: Backside180 http://chode.urbanup.com/39280
489. (chode) (3↑, 12↓)
when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

490. (chode) (2↑, 11↓)
A small bird native to Sri Lanka

Gary Fagan likes to tickle his chode

491. (chode) (6↑, 16↓)
The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil. Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes, Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts) Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe [Hallerism].

My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face. The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives. The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.

Author: Lt. Lisham Butthole and Sgt. Ant hony Scrum http://chode.urbanup.com/2767350
492. (chode) (1↑, 11↓)
my mother (a cock thats wider than it is long ;DD yummy)

"shut up mum. your such a chode\!"

Author: Chode Gobbler http://chode.urbanup.com/2723260
493. (Chode) (6↑, 16↓)
The bit between the muck hole and he fuck hole. Or the landing pad for the cock during a sex accident.

I was pounding her and she sat down and it missed, I think i`ve broken my cock on her chode\!

Author: Bennyballbags http://chode.urbanup.com/2616345
494. (chode) (6↑, 16↓)
The aread of epidermis between the scrotum and the rectum. A word used by random people to totally bullshit and cut other people down. Also a funny ass word.

I was playing tetherball and I got hit in the chode. Wow Randy, that new video game is chodetastic. I just had me a great big bowl of honeynut cheerichodes

495. (chode) (17↑, 27↓)
The area between a man's [sack] and his [asshole].

My boyfriend is very ticklish on his chode.

496. (chode) (1↑, 11↓)
my favorite hair color

i died my hair chode yesterday

Author: Lindsey Stubna http://chode.urbanup.com/1332948
497. (chode) (5↑, 15↓)
A penis or person wider than are tall.

Matty G is a human example of a chode. His penis haircut adds the chode effect.

498. (chode) (10↑, 20↓)
1. A penis that has extreme width compared to its lengh. When erect, sides expand, but does not grow in lengh, only in circunference. Some say it's a curse, however people who delevop the skills necessary to use it affirm its a gift. Chodes do exist, however are rather rare to find. 2. Used quite uncommonly as the ara between the scrotum and the anal cavity.

1. - Check out that chode\! Massive width\! - Yea, and its expanding... no\! its getting an erection\! 2. I like having my chode licked, however not my anus or scrotum.

499. (chode) (2↑, 12↓)
A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

500. (chode) (3↑, 13↓)
it is not the same thing as a gooch. the people who think that are dumb asses. a chode is where your cock is thicker than it is long

you are a chode if you believe it is a gooch

501. (chode) (3↑, 13↓)
to but it simply, a short but yet a fat penis. or a penis of an extremly overweight individual who cannot find his penis. ex. fat bastard

i like your chode, but i'm sorry you can't see it too.

502. (Chode) (12↑, 22↓)
Its really the area between the balls and the butt also known as a "taint"

It taint my balls and it taint my ass

503. (chode) (2↑, 12↓)
Variation on the word [jobe]

See [jobe] nsdjlhjlsduifgldigfjgdlfk d dffd

Author: Fatrhousen Milkadouse http://chode.urbanup.com/896982
504. (chode) (5↑, 15↓)
Three words: Tuna Can Penis

Think tuna cans or hockey pucks.

Author: A big old cup o' poop. http://chode.urbanup.com/884097
505. (Chode) (7↑, 17↓)
A penis that has the dimensions of a hamburger.

My Asian friend Kevin has the Chinese curse, because he has a chode.

506. (chode) (44↑, 54↓)
a penis which is fatter than it is long and is shaped like a can of tuna, if u will.

That fat and stubby boy looks like a walking chode.

Author: danny trubador http://chode.urbanup.com/750941
507. (chode) (4↑, 14↓)
a shorty fat fat dick

antione stuck his chode in yyvones eye, and she tickled his balls. The centaur was getting his chode suckoff by a cow/bullfrog while it was taking a shit

508. (chode) (6↑, 16↓)
A short, fat dick.

That Chode ripped Colter's ass.

509. (chode) (2↑, 12↓)
before the current slang definition, chode used to be used as the imperfect tense of the verb [chide][chide]:[chode]::[shit]:[shat].

James Joyce uses this in Ulysses in episode 14: "...Punch Costello was of them all embraided and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with menace of blandishments others whiles they all chode him..."

510. (chode) (2↑, 12↓)
A penis that is wider than it is longer

I, Tony Danza, have a chode. Angela and Johnathan have both seen my chode while I was shaving my pubic hair

511. (chode) (15↑, 25↓)
the small portion of skin connecting the ball sack and anus; also known as gooch.

-"quit being a douche or i will rip your chode off\!" -"please no\!"

512. (chode) (4↑, 14↓)
The area between the family jewels and the family brown eye.

My chode has poop hanging off it, and the poop is starting to cause rashes and pimples. I should clean my chode.

513. (Chode) (11↑, 21↓)
The space directly between the end of your genitals and the beginning of your anus.

I sniffed my underwear right between my shit streak and my piss stain, and surprisingly so, it smelled just like a sweaty bum.

514. (chode) (8↑, 18↓)
Chode a cock that is WIDER' than LONGER' HA\!

Mr chode thats his name' that name again is Mr chode. triple chin not 1 but 3 triple chin not 1 but 3. Double 'G' That's his size that size again is Double 'G'\!

Author: ChOdE fAcE bOy WiTh A gRiMeY cHoDe http://chode.urbanup.com/44643
515. (chode) (7↑, 17↓)
dick durt. when you don't wash your penis, and friction causes the dead skin/dirt/lint to ball up into bite-size morsels...not that you eat em, you sick assholes.

"There's chode on my chode" - Order of Leitbur.

516. (chode) (9↑, 19↓)
A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

517. (chode) (0↑, 11↓)
Chode, deriving from the latin root "Chod" (Meaning homosexual men who like to poke eachother's balls using there fat penises) is a penis that is approvimately 1.2 or greater width than its length. A chode is also a man (who Ejaculates over 5 times a day) or a women (who bones herself over twice a day).

Example 1: Noun: "I love having sex with my boyfriend cuz' he can do it so hard with his impressive Chode" Example 2: Verb: "Borna stop Chodeing off you asshole before you stain my rug\!"

Author: J (As my friends call me =)) http://chode.urbanup.com/3033928
518. (chode) (3↑, 14↓)
A chode is a penuis that is fat and short and is hard to hold

Eric Wilson from Philadelphia Pennsylvania has a chode and chills at TnD.

519. (chode) (4↑, 15↓)
Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop\!

520. (chode) (5↑, 16↓)
A chode is the fin-like flap of skin that connects your balls to your asshole. Because this body part is basically useless, the term has become a synonym for a person who does nothing. When used as a verb, it means to waste time in unproductive activity, especially playing videogames. Also to "chode-out".

SPEAKER 1: "I choded out all night with Ultima Online." SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself." SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes." SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher." SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode\!"

Author: Nathan McKnight http://chode.urbanup.com/1131677
521. (chode) (1↑, 12↓)
an elf's penis. goblins, dwarves and knomes also have chodes, but at christmas time they grow to average proportions.

santa was impressed by the elongation of his elves' chodes

Author: Senor Chodebury http://chode.urbanup.com/1090913
522. (chode) (3↑, 14↓)
chode is a penis wider then it is long

Tommy tried to fuck he with a chode but it just wouldent penitrate

Author: chode is good http://chode.urbanup.com/910790
523. (Chode) (2↑, 13↓)
Cash is the area between ur asshole and ballsack, a Chode is a dick wider than it is long.

Cash: "Lick my cash? I'd rather have u lick my ass\!" Chode: "Suckle on my Chode"

524. (chode) (2↑, 13↓)
a cigarette (in Roselle Park at least a couple yrs ago)

Bro my pack is empty, lemme bum a chode

525. (chode) (4↑, 15↓)
The word "chode" derived from the South African Wachoochoo tribe means a penis, scholng, tallywacker, purple headed yogurt slinger, pleasure stick, one eyed monster, ramrod, prick, meat and two bits, twigs and berries, dick, cock, etc that is as wide as it is long.

Boy Jack sure is an enormous chode\!

Author: Geoff Guenther http://chode.urbanup.com/799940
526. (chode) (4↑, 15↓)
A fat penis that is wider than it is long

Nicola Froud sucks chodes

Author: Moosey Wiggle http://chode.urbanup.com/726604
527. (chode) (2↑, 13↓)
this peculiar item is a males penis that is wider than it is longer, this is quite unusual but is not impossible.

my friend lizzie haynes has a hefty moosey CHODE\!\!\!\!\!

Author: clive fagina http://chode.urbanup.com/726601
528. (chode) (5↑, 16↓)
see [taint]

Man, my chode itches.

529. (chode) (8↑, 19↓)
a penis short and fat

nathan told me to suck it, and i was going to until i saw his tiny chode poking out

530. (chode) (5↑, 16↓)
a shorty fat dick

antione was sticking his chode in yyvonnes eye, and she was tickling his balls. The centuar was getting his chode sucked off by the cow/bullfrog while he was taking a shit

531. (chode) (7↑, 18↓)
boy with a dick that is wider than it is long

yo dat boy such a virgin he prob'ly got a chode

532. (chode) (15↑, 26↓)
a penis which is wider then it is long

"Paula Andreewitch only likes chodes" "Paula Andreewitch is a hamster fucking chode"

Author: chicken poper http://chode.urbanup.com/236082
533. (chode) (3↑, 14↓)
See: Crap, Dump, Poo, Shit, Log, Brown Duck, Anal Cable, Feaces, Droppings, Chocolate Log, Sweetcorn filled Shipping Wrecker, HMS Crap, Bog Blocker, Amitage Shanks Worst Enemy, Toilet Willy, Pipe Plunger,The U Bend Bad Boy, Arse Biscuit, Anal Baby, Bum Missile, Shit House Cavalry, Paddy's Mum, Arse Compost, Corndog, Tramps Dinner, Oomphska, Plumbers Nightmare, Sewer Rat, Dirt Valve Vomit (messy) etc...

You see the size of that Chode? that's a danger to shipping that is, get the north sea oil rigs on the phone and tell them HMS Hollistic Shit Stick is on its way over...

534. (chode) (7↑, 18↓)
The dark skin between the penis and the asshole

You are a chode\!

535. (chode) (3↑, 14↓)
Chode is this skin b/t your dick and your ass\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! No matter what you say Bart\!\!\!

Its not a gouche\!\!\!\! Chode Chode Chode\!\!\!

Author: The Right one http://chode.urbanup.com/164270
536. (chode) (4↑, 15↓)
chode wider than longer penis and it is very mutated and cant get a woman if they tried

charlie has a chode and anthony alos wit alot more people

Author: Erik aka BlazE is []D[][V][]D http://chode.urbanup.com/160585
537. (chode) (8↑, 19↓)
A penis shaped like a pizza dish, with such girth that it splits anything it enters.

Byron Peters is legendary for his chode. They say it's a real Bobby Dazzler.

538. (chode) (10↑, 21↓)
The skin between your ballsack and butthole. Synonyms include-Gooch, Taint, and Nifkin
539. (Chode) (1↑, 12↓)
1. A penis that is bigger in width than length. 2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean. 3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka

Ralphie has a chode. Joell is a big chodeface.

540. (Chode) (1↑, 12↓)
when used as an adjective chode is equivalent to words such as "dope" or "radical" or "phat"

Those new nike air force one's are toatally chode shoes. Grand theft aouto 3 is tyhe chodest video game ever

Author: SofaKingFresh 03 http://chode.urbanup.com/17739
541. (chode) (5↑, 17↓)
a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.

(2people bithcing about bob) barry: that bob stinks of BO Tony: yeah\! he's a rite chode\! beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol\!\! megan: OMG REALLY\!\!\!i have 2 tell sum ppl\!

Author: Callum Talbot http://chode.urbanup.com/2678196
542. (chode) (3↑, 15↓)
A person who pushes their beliefs, opinions or likes onto others as fact; refusing to back-off

Jim "James" Jodie. A resident of St. Francis...Born a chode and will die a chode:)

543. (chode) (2↑, 14↓)
Either a short fat person, a distubing person, or a distubling. Many ways of use. It is a random word because it can be used in so many ways. A chode can be an annoying person, a dirtbag, or a friend. A synonym would be [choop], basically it has an origin of negativity but has sucomed to a common pet name for friends. When the word was originally a bad thing to say, it was commonly called Toad in secret. Origin: Bronx, Sleepy Hollow, Hawthorne NY

1. Look at those chodes playin bball, they suck. 2. Yo, Whatup Chode. That guy is a chode. You are being chodey. Stop acting so chodily. Quit choding around.

544. (chode) (1↑, 13↓)
a small penis. EXAMPLE SIMON PETRIE IS A CHODE.

smaller than your average cock.[chode]

545. (chode) (8↑, 20↓)
Area between the sac and the butthole. Or if your not in reality.... A penis wider than it is long\!

Yomama has a 8-foot chode. Either definition works for this one\!

Author: wakalakalover45 http://chode.urbanup.com/1326712
546. (chode) (1↑, 13↓)
when u have a weiner that looks like alexs

alex can suck his own chode

547. (chode) (4↑, 16↓)
a mini ween blown up with a cock pump

mikes 2 incher pumped up is 3incher

548. (Chode) (7↑, 19↓)
A chode ia a huge meaty dick that is wider than it is long, in other words a 2x6. All the peeps who think it is the area between a guys ass and his balls are fucking stupid Bc that is called the grundle\! Stupid Fuckers\!

Tyler Burke has a hairy meat clit and loves to suck on the chode of Pistole. The only problem is that Burke is to tight to be able to have the chode penetrate his ass so he has to fit it in his meaty clit while Cocoulus films it and brodcasts it live on the internet so that all the faculty can watch. Burke love it like this Bc he wants everyone to know about his love for the CHODE. You see Burke is one of those peeps who has both a meat clit and a chode, we call them "Burkes." He fingers his asshoe and his meatclit while Pistole beats off his huge chode with both hands and all his might\!

Author: Hairy Meat Clit http://chode.urbanup.com/39940
549. (chode) (3↑, 15↓)
A round, Dinner plate size,as large as 1 inch. Very wide , Very short

andrew has a massive chode he likes to impress his 14 cats with it and also likes to paint it up and play.

550. (chode) (3↑, 16↓)
parasitical flatworm organism

"chode movin its mouth"

551. (chode) (3↑, 16↓)
n. - A person who is wider than they are tall.

Holy Jesus look at those two fat chodes\!

552. (chode) (18↑, 31↓)
An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a [schlong] like me?

553. (chode) (1↑, 14↓)
In the early 21st century, a very incompetent and ignorant boy said, "Hey, lick my chode\!" Thus, the word chode was dubbed. Definition: 1. The male private part. 2. A huge nose. 3. A word that is capable of being substituted for use of any word in the English dictionary.

One day, a boy was taking a nice morning stroll down the street. He came across an old homeless man. Then the boy proceeded to whip out his penis. The boy said to the old homeless man, "Hey chode, lick my chode and I'll give you a fat wad of chode."

554. (chode) (3↑, 16↓)
a primary male sexual organ that has a large mass.

Deary me\! It seems my primary sexual organ is a chode.

Author: Professer chode killer http://chode.urbanup.com/372561
555. (chode) (2↑, 15↓)
As an abstract, that which is wider than it is long - the difference between a water tower and a reservoir is that the former is taller than it is wide, and the later is a chode (or chodal). Derived from the Hindi word 'to fuck (violence implied)', then used as an insult (hence 'fucker'), and only then given the special destatuatory property of 'a penis (which is wider than it is long)'.

Sandy is chodiferous - she only likes to eat guys with chodes. My doctor was going to recommend these pills for penis enlargement, but when he saw my chode he called surgery immidiately. Marlon Brando is... like... a human chode... dude.

556. (Chode) (19↑, 32↓)
The part between the ass hole and privates of male or female. Also referred to as the Taint.

The chode was sticky and smelly. The taint was odorless and tasted like chicken.

Author: X_herb aka Einsteins_kid http://chode.urbanup.com/250875
557. (chode) (0↑, 14↓)
A fat colombian junior that lives in the ocean club, has an audi and can't drive it. Also one who is addicted to hookah. Goes on the jm student shutlle.

Juan pablo is the bigest chode of life.

558. (Chode) (2↑, 16↓)
-One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets little or nothing in return. -A follower or slave

"That's a great plan, but it seems risky. I'll get my chode to do it." "That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."

Author: Princess Chodestool http://chode.urbanup.com/1773069
559. (Chode) (2↑, 16↓)
A person that thinks he is cooler than he is. Someone who acts worse than an [ignoramus].

That guy from Dr. 90210 is such a chode.

560. (chode) (7↑, 21↓)
a penis wide than it is long

Alex has a chode. He is so self concious about it that he refuses to change his clothes in front of girls since it looks like a portabella mushroom.

Author: charles heston http://chode.urbanup.com/872352
561. (Chode) (5↑, 20↓)
The hairy place between the balls n asshole

marcus likes to lick chodes shut up ya fuckin chode\!\!

Author: Chode Blower http://chode.urbanup.com/199846
562. (Chode) (3↑, 18↓)
Good assult for work colleague that is pissing you off

Simon Q

563. (chode) (3↑, 19↓)
A strap-on dildo, often used by women to penetrate a lover's orephus.

The lesbian had to use a chode to make love to her girlfriend.

564. (chode) (1↑, 18↓)
A queer or fag, somone really retarded and anoying.

OMG\! stop acting like a stupid fucking chode\!\!

565. (chode) (4↑, 21↓)
The scientific name for an elephant's penis.

Self explanatory.

566. (chode) (4↑, 23↓)
Another taste word for nacho or taint.

The gental giant found cheese growing from his chode.

567. (Chode) (2↑, 22↓)
Chode when used as an adjective describes somthing in a good way, similar to the words phat, dope or radical

Those new air force one's are some chode sneakers man.

Author: SofaKing Fresh03 http://chode.urbanup.com/36805
568. (Chode) (1↑, 23↓)
Log of dried up turd used as a dildo

I shall now proceed to ram myself with my chode. Can you go get it from the top drawer for me?

569. (Chode) (1↑, 25↓)
an abnormally long crotch hair

dude, did you see that sick ass chode on the toilet seat?

570. (chode) (8↑, 36↓)
cheese wheel

I eat chode for lunch.

571. (Chode) (3↑, 31↓)
White-trash slang for weed.

He's a chode smoker, hehe he he um hehe he\! From one of the first episodes of Beavis & Butthead when they go to Mexico with that hippie teacher's friend.

572. (chode) (2↑, 32↓)
is a festy zit on your arse

look at the chode on your arse

573. (chode) (6↑, 39↓)
what you eat every day, every hour, on the hour. No really, a penis that is wider than it's long

Person 1: chode Person 2: eater look in between your legs

574. (Chode) (3↑, 36↓)
Nick name for a desktop support lackey that calls the IT department for help on stupid issues.

Oh boy, it's Chode calling me again. -OR- Stupid Chode caused a loopback in the switch again.

575. (chode) (4↑, 38↓)
some programmers use the word chode to refer to anything undefined. uninitialized or deallocated memory is most commonly refered to as chode.

my array is getting deleted somewhere, because when i try to access it it's chode.

Author: david pasquinelli http://chode.urbanup.com/1941305
576. (chode) (10↑, 52↓)
the space between a girls fuck hole n her ass hole

the space between the fuck hole n the ass hole

577. (chode) (4↑, 56↓)
A mini beer. small bottle.

the mini heinikens

578. (chode) (14↑, 69↓)
In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

579. (CHODE) (9↑, 64↓)
a very fat person that wears clothes too small for them.

look at that chode wearing those tight ass hipster jeans

580. (chode) (7↑, 84↓)
short blonde girl

you are a chode

581. (chode) (10↑, 124↓)
a fatass

the chode patroll

582. (Chode) (12↑, 157↓)
A pubic hair.

You ought to shave your chodes dude.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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